Stupid deaf fuck

A person who’s so fucking deaf and stupid that he might as well not exist.

Person A: “Yo dude have you seen Dylan, he scored 30/100 for his math test”
Person B: “He’s just a stupid deaf fuck with moody ass teeth. Bet he couldn’t even hear his teacher teach him”

by Sussysausage January 7, 2024

Deaf Lemon

To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .

Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.

by dirtyboy123 May 10, 2010

Deaf Spouse

That one person you can tell anything, and they won't judge you for it.

Rosie's my Deaf Spouse you can tell her anything, without judgement!

by ThatKiddKofi September 26, 2010

tempature deaf

It is when someone feels no/little/opposite tempature

Person A: Oh my gosh it's freezing in here!!
Person B: No its actually kind of hot.
Person A: No it isn't! Your tempature deaf!

by JoemamaHATER420 May 31, 2023

Tone deaf

Not being aware of how you may sound/come across

girl one: bitch what are you on
girl 2: no need to get rude
girl 1: no ones getting rude what?
girl 2: you must be tone deaf

by Notursluv August 14, 2024

Stupid Deaf Fuck

Refers to a person whose hearing is impaired and has an IQ below 70. Also can be used as an expression of anger towards someone whose mere existence is a mistake.

Friend 1: Yo dude, have you heard of Dylan?

Friend 2: Oh, you mean the stupid deaf fuck?

by Sussysausage November 23, 2023

Going in Deaf

(idiom)

To Download or Buy a Music Album, without having heard about the artist, or without having at least heard a 30-second preview of the album

Q: Do you even know how (Artist's) Genre?

A: Nah, I'm going in deaf.

by Anon-and-On September 25, 2015