When that deaf baddie gives u a handjob its a deaf oral
Bro that baddie gives real nice deaf orals
by Chrisdacowlmaoxd June 27, 2023
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A painfully frustrating person who demands to buy items that don't exist while also refusing to listen to reason.
Joe: Deaf Karen was in again today demanding to buy that chopping board she ordered.
Dale: That's the 4th time this week, we haven't had time to make it yet!!!
Joe: uh-huh
by TerribleDrip996 September 9, 2021
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To swear or curse in a situation where it is not appropriate.

Named after the band called Deaf Lemon who famously swore on stage in front of an audience of 10,000 children and families and caused great offence .
Interviewer: So why do you think you would be good in this position.

Bob: Cos I'm fucking awesome at this kind of shit.

Sandy: How did the interview go Bob?

Bob: It was going great until I pulled out a Deaf Lemon.
by dirtyboy123 May 11, 2010
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To Download or Buy a Music Album, without having heard about the artist, or without having at least heard a 30-second preview of the album
Q: Do you even know how (Artist's) Genre?

A: Nah, I'm going in deaf.
by Anon-and-On August 18, 2015
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If you are Deaf in the Eyes then you are extremely blind and stupid
Jerry: Was that a speed bump?

Sam: Are you Deaf in the Eyes?! You just ran over 41 people!
by Big Caesar's Pizza March 14, 2023
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The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;

When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.
Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.

Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.
by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023
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