darwin kush

A type of marijuana grown in vermont. Has the pot-tential to put you in an imaginative state.

Pass the jar of Darwin Kush..light da damn Darwin Kush already!

by marijuana, pot, weed, ganga October 18, 2015

Darwin Dash

when someone is in danger (potentially life threatening) and instead of running away they run into the danger, derived from Charles Darwin's theories of evolution and natural selection, implying this individual would win a Darwin award for it

"bro there was a fire and James ran in, wasn't even anyone to save, bro did the Darwin dash"

by big_raga October 25, 2025

darwin hubbard

Sexy beast who gets what he wants and cares for everyone yet cuts himself because he is dying on the inside but tells everyone he's happy and looks only to make others happy.

Darwin Hubbard is soo cute but whys he Emo?

by Chuckabuck November 4, 2013

Charles Darwin

he proved that people are assholes and are dumb and stupid idiots

charles darwin award given to: discord mod

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 6, 2025

Darwin Candidate

A person lacking any reservations about doing incredibly stupid things which could lead to their demise. Almost as if natural evolution had removed self preservation from this person's thought processes. Juggling loaded guns or making the same breakfast everyday for a serial killer who gets tired of routine things. There is a level of certainty to which this person will eventually succeed in creatively thinning the gene pool for specie, for the better. Hopefully, before they have a chance to procreate thus creating another generation of Darwin Candidates.

Dave: "Hey guys, I have a great idea! Let's all go on a moped, outdoor camping safari in Africa.
Tom: "Don't you think that is a little dangerous?
Dave: "Nah, I have .22 calibur handgun if anything goes wrong.
Tom: "Dave, have you ever heard of a Darwin Candidate?"
Dave: "Nope, don't care. I am such a good shot, I can kill anything. ... (10 minute tirade of how he is the best at everything)"

by DearStupid September 1, 2022

Charles Darwin

Darwin is a fool who believes in evolution and he’s the antichrist man

AAHHH IS THAT CHARLES DARWIN?!! ISN’T HE THE ANTICHRIST??

by D1 Rubik’s cube guy August 5, 2025

Amazonian Darwinism

When naive shoppers find out that the least expensive versions of items they find shopping online through Amazon or unregulated/foreign Internet markets aren't the best quality or for use as intended; often ending in broken merchandise, death, or near death experiences.

Buyer: "I bought some cheap jack stands on the internet for 20 bucks, ten seconds after I lowered my car on them they broke, could've killed me!"

Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."

by Lord Hammercy MD March 23, 2023