Doggo's Mom

Someone who is morbidly obese and likes to take fat shits on little boys. Just a side hoe not even a real one.

Doggo's Mom sat on me like five days ago

by fat penis balls October 28, 2020

good doggo philosophy

A belief that one should practice good boi behavior in order to maximize the positive in life.

In addition, you should follow or surround yourself with people who have good boi character and behavior if u are having a hard time escaping bad influences/behavior

She should start using good doggo philosophy because her exes have all been abusive

by Goodboi21 September 3, 2021

Doggo Melon

A dog who has a watermelon on his head sometimes used for memes

Oh look a doggo melon!
This doggo melon is so sus

by Abby sus March 7, 2022

doggo

doggo is a cuter way of saying dog

"Look at that dog!"
(already cute)

"Look at that doggo!"
(oh no even cuter)

by PickledBagels July 29, 2020

Doggo-Theist

The idiot's religion. Would literally murder children if the Bible or Quran told him to do so. Completely indoctrinated and usually is anti-veganism because he believes God created animals for him to factory farm. Probably doesn't believe in science or vaccines and thinks the earth is literally 6000 years old and flat because it says so in his book.

Yeah, Todd is a real doggo-theist, I'd steer clear of him or he might try to steal your foreskin.

by jerry3242 June 24, 2024

Doggo

The force........ Standing near one makes you explode. doggos have all the power, and a takeover is coming. THEY WILL ATAAAAAAAAAC

Person 1: Hey that doggo has all the infinity-
Person 2: Oh heck
Doggo *snaps*

by The_bean_warrior July 28, 2021

doggo

An epik chad guy who just did joe mama and is a smexy Indian gamer.

Look at him! such a doggo!

by doggo of the parallel universe July 4, 2021