atomic upper decker

As with a traditional Upper Decker (where the attacker poops into the reservoir of the victim's toilet), but with the addition of gelatin powder, which, coupled with the cold water temperature and cool porcelain construction of the reservoir, causes allows the mixture to set into a poop jell-o which requires the victim to manually scoop it out

"Hey John, did you hear? someone left Tim an Atomic Upper Decker during the party on friday!"
"Wow, he must have really pissed someone off."

by Judge)Mental December 19, 2017

upper decker

A long home run ball hit into the upper seats of a baseball stadium.

After I caught an upper decker at Busch Stadium, I went to Dan's house where I left a beefy sewer pickle in the tank of his toilet.

by porknut September 4, 2005

Black and Decker

When you get all horny and shit and you need that somethin' special so you go get a screwdriver. Then you pound your girls ass with it. Afterwards you take that very same screwdriver and use it to build a spice rack. You then give the spicerack to your women. DAMN!

"I Need a new spice rack. Will you black and decker me?"

by Nick Mcjesusman April 9, 2005

upper decker

To take a shit in the top of the toilet, therefore when the toilet is flushed, brown water washes the poop down.

"That fuckin bitch wouldn't blow me so I am going to leave her an upper decker"

by chops renfer August 23, 2006

Double Decker

When a man puts on a strap-on above his cock and double penetrates a woman.

Since Roddy wasn't able to make it to our planned threesome with him, me, and his girlfriend, I just got a strap-on and Double Deckered her.

by MoosyPoo April 14, 2010

the brooklyn decker

when one male is manhandled by his homosexual mate in assless chaps while performing a sexual deed, normally resulting in the tearing of one's acl.

jon didnt want to tell his family that while completing the brooklyn decker with his roommate, he tore his acl; so he lied and told them that he did it while playing basketball.

by whatwhat? April 14, 2008

black and decker Becker pecker wrecker

A girl from Becker who wrecks your pecker by trapping you in a relationship by getting pregnant and taking all your money.

Dude, you better watch out, she's totally a black and decker Becker pecker wrecker

by Fort Bacon May 4, 2006