a female who adorns themselves with all manners of tacky and ridiculous clothing, gawdy accessories, tacky jewelry, and various other forms of atrocious adornments. while they think they are quite stylish, everyone else thinks they make a 2 dollar whore look classy. they are a total fashion disaster. they are especially common in northern wisconsin.
by myronman January 7, 2011

A fictitious device used to move heavy objects in space, even though they are not subjected to gravity and thuis have no weight. This makes the device completely useless and absolutely ridiculous.
Guy 1: Hey, wouldn't a space crane be a great idea?! You could move heavy stuff in space!
Guy 2: ... No. That makes absolutely no sense. Shut up, Ron.
Guy 2: ... No. That makes absolutely no sense. Shut up, Ron.
by Zarpd August 25, 2011

The Frasier Crane is when your partner eats your ass, then cooks you breakfast consisting of scrambled eggs. “Tossed salad and scrambled eggs”
They then have the option to feed them to you baby bird style.
They then have the option to feed them to you baby bird style.
Friend 1: I got my ass ate, then that bitch made me breakfast.
Friend 2: Sounds like you got the Frasier Crane.
Friend 1: She's calling again!
Friend 2: Sounds like you got the Frasier Crane.
Friend 1: She's calling again!
by Rustyasstrombone July 9, 2024

When one becomes a decepticon in a semester during college and fornicates with a crane or other robots. It is a common phase for most IT students to go through.
by Xanr5150 January 2, 2014

When you do some anime hand magic forming an anal crane (hands together, 8 fingers pointing up) and then sneak up on you classmate and shove it up his anus at high velocity causing him to take off and be craned.
by Kamishawan November 20, 2020

The process of a man wearing a strap on and having intercourse with another person. Meanwhile the person strokes the strap on male's penis. When the male is about to cum, the person will the proceed to grab the strap on male's testicles to release the crane and deliver your prize.
Lets pretend were at the arcade tonight. We can play crane operator and see if you can win any prizes.
by CodeNameGoldMember September 30, 2021

It is when a woman is laying on her back and a man is standing over her with one long shot of extended sperm. Hanging together for at least 7 inches or more before it breaks off into her mouth.
I was going to give her on big cum shot to her face, but instead I stood over her face a gave her The Charleston Crane directly into her mouth "extending 9 inches long." That's a new record for me.
by Low Standards May 9, 2010
