Consoler-in-Chief

synonym for POTUS made by Dubya

The Consoler-in-Chief visited the kids at the military zone.

by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018

Consolation Prize

A prize given to each person, by each person within failed relationship based upon how long the relationship lasted.
Example:
1-6 days = no prize awarded
1 wk = chocolate chip cookies
1 mo = chocolate cake
1 yr = chocolate ice cream
2 yr = chocolate covered pretzels
3 yr+ = chocolate pudding

Warning: Be cautious of food allergies & or sensitivities.

The Princess & Cowboy did not qualify for a consolation prize because they were unable retain a healthy relationship for more than 2 days.

The butcher, baker & candlestick maker qualified for the chocolate pudding consolation prize.

by Ima_cracra March 11, 2019

Console Licker

Kind of like a Weeb but instead of Anime it is video games. Usually known as "geeks" but in this day and age that typically means just a cool overweight guy who likes board games. But anyway, a console licker is literally obsessed with video games where to the point where they participate in zero sports and are usually very annoying. And it also dictates their physical and mental health. And spiritual health if that applies because they skip church too GAME.

Yeah, Porter skipped church again. He also skipped school. And I can see he is online through the Xbox app. What a console licker.

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Console Monkey

When console players attempt to use a computer or anything that’s above 60 FPS.

Console monkey: hey can I get some help
Regular person: yeah what do you need
Console monkey: how do I pig in the keyboard

by Silent humor December 13, 2019

Consoleitis

Consoleitis, is the problem of console-to-computer ports, where gameplay, is reduced to mindless, bashing of buttons, without any intellectual stimulation.

Square Enix’s “Life Is Strange” series, “Star Ocean: Towards The End of Time,” and “Nier: Automata,” avoid consoleitis, by having deeply philosophical storylines.

by I'mcrazy November 7, 2023

Virtual Console

Fancy Word for "Official Emulation"

Virtual Console

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje December 30, 2023

console crush

The feeling you get when a new console comes out, but It's sold out everywhere and you can't get it.

Friend: Dude what's up you look sad.
Me: Yeah I've been having some console crush.
Friend: Why?
Me: The PS5 is sold out literally everywhere, and EBGames said they're restocking in March next year... Man I really hate being Canadian right now...

by nice rigger November 17, 2020