consumerican

An individual suffering from the particularly American brand of consumerism.

You'd have to be a real consumerican to always think you need the newest, most expensive computer every two years.

by Fantastic_Dan November 10, 2004

consumer whore

1. One who purchases (or complains about lack of ability to purchase) popular clothes or music solely in an attempt to conform.

2. One who purchases unpopular clothes or music solely in an attempt to be nonconformist.

3. One who shops at Hot Topic.

1. "Look at that consumer whore shopping at Fitch! I overheard him complain about their prices just the other day!"

2. "Why does she wear that AFI shirt? She hates the band, along with the rest of the school..."

3. "Fucking tight pants-wearing, name-dropping, commie-spouting dick. I heard him singing Sean Kingston the other day."

by Galatas October 24, 2007

consumerally

it is what you want it to be - angelina gumdrop said this should be a word.

"men's razors work better than women's do. it is a man's world, consumerally-speaking"

by honeylicker December 21, 2003

conshimit

According to my grandma, a word used to sound mean to my grandpa without actually saying a bad word.

Conshimit!! You just tracked mud all over the kitchen.

by GMChevy August 3, 2009

consistitize

to make consistent

Please consistitize the look and placement of the company's logo across all marketing materials.

by debsydell August 3, 2010

Consumas

The proper scientific term for the annual shopping/consumption frenzy occuring annually in the weeks before the winter solstice in the northern hemisphere that has by and large replaced Christmas.

Continues the historic trend of performing rituals in adherence to the ruling ideology of the time, starting with sun worship, continuing with deistic observances, and finally arriving at today's displays of material splendor.

According to some, the transition to a post-scarcity ritual has begun, as witnessed by the sharp increase in file sharing and global video conferencing over the holidays.

My dad's so cheap! Last Consumas, he gave me a self-made pullover instead of a new computer.

by Paradoctor December 25, 2013

considerable-future-bf zone

When a girl friendzones you, but still considers you as a possibility for her boyfriend in the future.

Hey! That girl friendzoned me!
I think you're fine, you're in the considerable-future-bf zone. Give it some time and you'll see.

by UrbamDicDic May 18, 2014