c and c cocktail

short for cum and cunt cocktail: The liquid inside a vagina resulting from the combined male semen and female lubrication.

If you're a real man, Todd, you'll slurp up the c and c cocktail.

by ten speed December 18, 2007

shrimp cocktail

The act of inserting a cock into a woman who is on her period.

Hey Lara just put a towel down or get into the shower
Lara: r u sure ?
Lara; you might get a shrimp cocktail

by Daddywatchcaptain January 15, 2009

fruit cocktail

while in the act of mooning someone, tucking you penis between your thighs exposing your dick head to whomever your mooning

as the school bus passed by i wanted to give them i surprise so when i mooned them i threw in the fruit cocktail

by jewy louie May 1, 2006

Cocktail Sauce

The result of a man ejaculating on the rear end (tail) of a sex partner.

After Shandra and I had Doggystyle sex I pulled out and gave her a little cocktail sauce.

by T.Burgers September 11, 2008

coctail weiner

1. the name for someone's small penis
2. a colorful insult

1.Football Team: HEY LOOK AT THAT COCTAIL WEINER

2. CW: Hey Ryan do u want to hang out sometime
Ryan: Fuck off coctail weiner!

by BBBalla10 May 21, 2007

pussyjuice cocktail

When a woman is excited and juice comes from her vagina you then catch that juice in a cocktail glass and drink it.

I had a pussyjuice cocktail last night.

by Billy Nelson July 17, 2006

columbian cocktail

When you have intercourse with a woman, before climaxing you pull out and ejaculate onto her chest. Let the ejaculate sit until dry and then have the women use her fingernails to scrap it off onto a hard flat surface. Taking a razor blade scrape up the ejaculate until finely granulated. Then seperate into one or two lines. Roll up a hundred dollar bill, then have the woman inhale it through her nostrils into her respiratory system.

"Esther had a columbian cocktail courtesy of Max last night."

by Maximilian Tchaikovsky January 4, 2009