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cocky

cocky men are overly described, so let's define a cocky woman: she is able to roll up on the scene and make some kind of off the cuff remark that immediately makes people laugh. next they are intimidated by her funniness, an attribute that only guys are supposed to own, so everyone decides they don't like her after all, which is just a cover up for their first response, which was 'damn, why didn't i think of that before she did?'
who does that cocky little shit she think she is?
by spongyroll December 23, 2010
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cockney kiss

similar to liverpool kiss but much more effective and liable to cause much more damage
i sorted his boat race out with a cockney kiss
by Rayzor001 April 27, 2007
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cocknut

1: A form of idiocy.
2: An insult to someone or something.
Your a cocknut for destroying my work!
by Jamie Smyth August 3, 2007
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Cocky Asshole

A guy that thinks that he is just the shit. In his eyes he can get ANY girl that he wants. He thinks that he can sleep with any girl he wants. Not only that, he is just an ass to anyone and everyone. Everyone secretly hates him. Even the people he thinks he is close to, talk shit on him.
Whos that guy over there?
Ohh don't talk to him. He thinks he is just the shit and can sleep with any girl he wants.
So he's a cocky asshole?
Exactly.
by baddass_biotchh June 9, 2014
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Cocky

New Haven slang for cool or unique, something that would cause one to become full of themselves, ie. car, new Jordans, etc.
"Yo, that Coogi sweater Mandrew had on was cocky! The homie stay fresh like a ziploc"
by Mandrew Carrion December 16, 2013
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Cockney

The Hitcher from the Mighty Boosh Episode Eight, Season One called "the Hitcher " Episode Four, Season Two called "the Fountain of Youth" Episode Six of the second season called "the Nightmare of Milky Joe" as a coconut and in Season three in an episode called "Eels" where he sings the song about Eels. He also appears in the Mighty Boosh Live DVD from 2006.

The Hitcher is an old cockney man with long grey hair, green skin, a large polo mint over his left eye, a top hat and black and red clothing. He is evil, threatening to kill Howard and Vince whenever he meets them, and killing the whole cast in the stage show. His name is Baboo Yagu, but he is almost always referred to as The Hitcher. He is also a proponent of jazz fusion, especially proficient on the bass guitar.

The Hitcher has a confused history, he states in The Hitcher that as a child his parents were ashamed of his small thumb (prompting him to seek out the Hornet Shaman). However, in Eels he reveals that Elsie, proprietor of the Pie and Mash Shop, gave him free eels "on account of him being an orphan n' that"
Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob
Have a cup of tea...have a cup of tea
I'm the hitcher
Let me put you in the picture
Creeping in your room in the dead of night
With me solo polo vision

I'm a cockney geezer...watch me bleed ya,
I knew the ripper, when he was just a nipper,I taught him how to slice
I cut him up a treat.

Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
14 shillings for your melons...oh yeah

(Were the piper twins, little Jim and Jackie Piper
cutting through the night like a windscreen
wiping you away like rain drops
dont mess with the boys)

Shut your noise!

Coming in strong like a freakshow nightmare
Dancing skeletons - white, blue and yellarins
Moving through the shadows with the speed of a cat
And if you cross us we'll cut ya
And you ain't gonna like that...

I'm bad juju
I use voodoo if I choose to
I harness the forces of evil to abuse you
With power, a polo, an evil magnet
Sucking up your soul
And you ain't gonna like that.
by Effy Noir September 12, 2009
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cockney rhyming slang

cockney rhyming slang originates in east london but is spoken all over east anglia. it ussualy consists of two words the second rhyming with the word your refuring too although you normally say the first word of the two
e.g. shut your BOAT (boat beaning boat race rhyming with face)
bread and honey=money (give us some bread for the pictures)

rasberry ripple=cripple ( couldnt fit into that car space si i have to use the rasberry ones)

struggle and grunt=cunt ( you fuckiong what mate watta struggle)

apples and pears-stairs (youve been a naughty boy get up those apples and pears)
these are all comman examples of cockney rhyming slang
by olliewesty January 28, 2006
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