Murphy's Roller Coaster Law

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.

After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!

by Always Obsessing July 10, 2023

Roller Coaster Hot

Hot in a trashy way. Trailer park big-tittied women you'd see at an amusement park, in line for a roller coaster. Probably near-topless while trying to hide her partial fetal alcohol syndrome.

I'd definitely fuck that roller coaster hot chick, but not anywhere but the public Cedar Point bathroom.

by HiImHondos July 8, 2020

Coogee coaster

Rumoured to be the fastest land vehicle in the southern hemisphere, no one can match it for acceleration or top speed.
Also a great way to attract supermodels.

Did you see that bloke on the coogee coaster? He must of almost been doing the speed limit!

by Fittersuck September 9, 2020

Coogee coaster

1.The fastest land vehicle in the southern hemisphere.

Also a great way to attract supermodels and an even better way t ok strike fear into the coppers hearts.
2. A mindstate and a philosophy of you against the world.

Did you see lachy on that coogee coaster?! He was almost doing the speed limit!

by Fittersuck September 10, 2020

dirty coaster

When you’re on a rollercoaster and you cum on top of the loop and on the way down you can catch it in your mouth

Steven had a huge load in his mouth after he did the dirty coaster

by I’m a fag nigga fuck me September 23, 2022

ICON (Roller coaster)

ICON is a double launched roller coaster, Located at Blackpool pleasure beach in England manufactured by german amusement ride company MACK rides. Costing a total of £16.25 Million, it is the United Kingdom's first full circuit

Multi launch roller coaster. And is widely considered to be one of the best roller coasters in the country. It's maximum speed reaches 55 Miles per hour (85 Kilometers per hour) Which occurs during the second launch, And reaches a maximum height of 88 feet (27m).

James: Hey do you wanna ride ICON (Roller coaster)
Steve: Nah the queue is too long ill ride it later.
James: Fair enough.

by Thisismyonlydefinition88 October 1, 2022

Coaster Dave

A small youtuber known only and i mean only for his straight track videos.

Coaster Dave’s New Straight Track Video Was Fire

by Sem12 February 4, 2022