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Rohan's Civic

A popular metaphor in Katy, TX that stems from a very broken down Honda Civic. The metaphor represents anything considered too dangerous to be legal.
Everyone: did you see the new Saw movie?
Rohan: Yeah the traps were super scary!
Everyone: almost as deadly as Rohan's Civic!!
by RepublicOfKaty January 13, 2024
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Civicing

When you act all cool bout your new car and it’s a Honda Civic
Look at that idiot , civicing round his motor
by Bigolejimmymann April 15, 2019
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civication

Noun. The art of promoting civic learning and civil responsibility.

Date: 21st century.
Civication is good for the economy.
by Kenhurley88 January 5, 2020
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Honda Civic

When you think you need to shit but only fart. Just like most Honda Civics you want to go but only bake loud fart noises.
Fuck, I thought I had to shit but I just sat there like a Honda Civic making a bunch of fart sounds and getting nowhere.
by Fahq Hoff August 14, 2024
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Civics Teacher

A large, loud woman who thinks she is the coolest and hip hoppiest kid in her class. She will yell, yet having no reason to what so ever. She's so hypocritical, she will have an attitude and when you answer her question, she will have a problem about it acting like you're rude. She talks like a preacher and says boy a lot. She will have at least 5 posters of Obama on her wall.
The Civics Teacher, put another 10 posters of Obama on her wall.
by RnG223 October 27, 2021
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honda civic

the poor person's car. most likely you wanted an accord but it was way too expensive so you settled for a civic. but you came to realize that a civic runs like a sack of shit that was set on fire.

people who own civics are probably dumb as fuck and think having a civic is "cool" but in reality you literally drive the same car as your 98 yr old grandmother. honda civic drivers are literal scum of the earth and deserves the firing squad.

you are also probably a car enthusiast which is even more cringe than just owning a honda. imagine modding a car that is worth less nickocado avacado's onlyfans. thats embarrassing fr, if you are going to spend some money on a car that actually has some value skip honda civic and go for an actual car that doesnt drive like a steaming pile of dog shit.

also its fucking uncomfortable as fuck and people who drives are uptight assholes who have a god complex. if hitler was still alive today, he would include honda civic drivers his europe no-no list and people would be celebrating the extermination of honda civic drivers.

all-in-all, fuck honda civic drivers cause they are literally fucking dumbasses on the road.
Brendon: hey look! its a honda civic!

Literally everyone: oh my fucking god, thats literal shit on wheels.
by antihondacivicmovement #AHCM February 7, 2022
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