cincinnati microwave

when your microwave has been repossessed by you bitch landlord so in order to heat your dollar tree lean cuisine you take a hot shit on top the plastic coating

the cincinnati microwave is the preferred way to prepare food in certain circles

by cumbitch October 22, 2022

cincinnati bowtie

A bowtie made in the city of Cincinnati, Ohio.

Eric: Hey Joe! Nice bowtie! Where did you buy it, New Orleans?

Joe: No, this is a Cincinnati bowtie.

Eric: Nice...

by Chigglywiggly January 09, 2010

Cincinnati Bengals

The Greatest Team to ever play in the NFL, a NFL Team that started back in 1967.

The Cincinnati Bengals are doing well so far this year.

by shaunnanothere September 27, 2021

Cincinnati Bengal

A Cincinnati Bengal is when one partner scoops poop out of their partner's behind, paints racing stripes on their partner's back, and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with them doggy style.

"Hey Tommy, I gave Susie a real thick Cincinnati Bengal Last Night!" "That's great Billy, I love a good Cincinnati Bengal!"

by Tommy Thompsonson August 01, 2008

Cincinnati Chili

The act of rubbing chili on your dick, and then receiving a blowjob.

Ricardo hit that bitch in Barcelona with that Cincinnati chili, now that bitch can’t get off him.

by El ritardo July 02, 2018

cincinnati bowtie

When someone travels to the city of Cincinnati and purchases a bowtie. Or if someone from Cincinnati wears a bowtie.

"Boy, I traveled all the way to Cincinnati and bought a bowtie, so here is my Cincinnati bowtie!" Or "Hi, I'm from Cincinnati and I'm wearing a bowtie!"

by IDK WTF IM TLKING BOUT November 21, 2012

Cincinnati Ounce

An "ounce" of 25 grams. Used similarly to a "baker's dozen" so the customer doesn't cause trouble for being ripped off accidentally or, more rarely, out of simple generosity. Originated in Fairfield, a city north of Cincinnati.

"You positive this is an ounce?"

"Yeah, and I made it a Cincinnati Ounce just to be sure."

by Charles Prescott September 04, 2011