cereal killer

A guy who kills cereal.

Watch out for the cereal killer!

by xX420_BlAZe_iT_MLG_git_rektXx July 20, 2016

cereal liar

When ashamed of eating sugar loaded cereals, some people will lie and say they eat "healthy" cereals.

1. She was secretly addicted to "Cocoa Puffs" but told her friends she enjoyed "Special K".

2. She frequently bought "Fruit Loops" and put them into an old "Kashi" box because she was on a diet and wanted to hide her desire for kids' cereals. Her pre-meditated deception made her the worst kind of a cereal liar.

by Pammie Cakes January 11, 2010

ass cereal

The act of opening a womans ass hole and eating cereal out of it

I had some good ass cereal for breakfast

by john peubes May 25, 2018

cereal boxer

a bad driver, someone who got their licence as a freebie in a cereal box

that cereal boxer just cut me off!

by tetley80 October 1, 2007

dorset cereal

The ultimate laxative of all cereals, even more so than weetabix
Results in a turd reminiscent of a never ending chocolate fountain

*knocks on bathroom door*
Colin: what's taking you so long?

Gareth: sorry, i had too much dorset cereal for breakfast yesterday and im like a chocolate fountain!

Colin: You fool

by Roger That Dog April 13, 2008

cereal yo?

you serious?

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

Mexican Cereal

A snack (or meal) blossoming from an otherwise dire situation. Once a bag of Tostitos reaches the point where the chips are no longer dip-able, pour the remains into a bowl and add salsa. Other additions include shredded cheese, sour cream, etc. (don't get carried away here, simple is better, this isn't nachos dammit). Grab a big spoon and enjoy!

"Ahh I love my Tostitos Scoops with a Hint of Jalepeno... but what the shit am I supposed to do with these reject pieces that are not scoopable at all?"
::"Do you work for Tostitos?"
"You know we don't have jobs."
::"Shut up David. However, the answer you seek lies south of the border, with Mexican Cereal.
"Arrrrriba!"

by Donald Quixote September 19, 2009