Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD) 

Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD) is a non-contagious infection that usually attacks the main nervous system, it is contracted from prolonged exposure to the human species Homo Chrisus, or the individual called "Christie Nonna," it slowly cripples the inflicted with constant thoughts of Homo Chrisus.

Some early symptoms may include:
- Separation anxiety from Homo Chrisus
- Hearing Homo Chrisus' voice during immense periods of silence
- Tiredness and Fatigue when not in a room with Homo Chrisus

If left untreated, CCD might cause:
- Tiredness and Fatigue
- Constant desire to worship Homo Chrisus
- Obsession
- Insomnia

Treatment of CCD is simple and quick, consisting of physical hugs and kisses from Homo Chrisus

"That guy looks kinda tired lately, is he okay?"

"He got Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD), pretty bad too"

"Damn..."

Chronic Christie Deficiency (CCD) by MusicOjiisan May 21, 2022

Jonny Christie 

The closest thing to greatness, humans can get or to be used as an excuse to get out of things

Why did you just throw that stone at that bird, "jonny christie

Jonny Christie by Unidentified great object June 13, 2022

slAgatha Christie 

A woman that has many sexual partners at the same time, and also reads books.

Usually they have a very basic name such as Rose.

Shut up Slagatha Christie.
I've just spent last night over at Slagatha Christie's House.

slAgatha Christie by Jeffistani Warrior December 16, 2024

Agatha Christie 

1. Dame Agatha Mary Clarissa Christie, Lady Mallowan, also known simply as Agatha Christie (DBE) is a famous English writer known for writing mystery and detective books, popularizing the genre heavily in the 20th century.
She is known for Murder on the Orient Express, And Then There Were None, The Murder Of Roger Ackroyd, Death On The Nile, Five Little Pigs, and The A.B.C. Murders, just to name a few of her world famous works.

2. Агата Кристи, A Soviet and Russian post-punk band of the same name, it is named after the writer, which was a named suggested by Alexander Kozlov.

The band operated from 1987 to 2015, before dissolving in after they all agreed to go their own ways after internal conflicts within the band.

1.
Person 1: "Who is your favourite writer?"
Person 2: "It's got to be Agatha Christie!"

2.

Person 1: "I just found my new favourite band!! It's an old Russian post Punk band! I'm a contrarian!!"
Person 2: wtf are you talking about

Agatha Christie by anonymous January 15, 2025

Hayden christiensen 

The hottest man alive he is so beautiful that nobody else comapres especially in star wars and higher ground!

did you see that beautiful man that was hayden christiensen

Hayden christiensen by Zazathediva February 4, 2025

eve christie 

diva mega diva

“you know eve christie?”

“Who?”
“That mega diva”
“Ohh yeah the blonde I know her”

eve christie by Yournanscabbage April 1, 2025

the maddie and christie show 

the totally awesome youtube show feature maddie and christie show featuring Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez and Miley Cyrus :)

maddie doing most posts talks about anything going physco on webcam

girl 1: hey did you see the maddie and christie show?
boy1: yeah they are totally awesome
girl 2: maddie talks about anything though
boy1: truee, but its cool how they have celebes in it

the maddie and christie show by M&C show October 17, 2008