caramel

calling someone “caramel” is the same as calling them stupid or just overall annoying. Most commonly used against anyone named “Afriend”

afriend : hi guoys!!!1!1!1!1
me : shut up you caramel monkey
guy : shut up you mad caramel
afriend : guys we should play fisch!1!1!1!1!
me : shut up afriend
guy : shut up you extra caramel ice cream
afriend : *dies*

by ThatFellaSpear July 5, 2025

Caramel Pond

A state of mind where you are overcome with a feeling of numbness and every movement feels slow, like it would if you were to be stuck in a pond of caramel. It has no feeling of euphoria as a drug might and is closer to a sweet sadness.

Carol tried to run out the door, but couldn't get the energy she needed and like she was stuck in a caramel pond.

by lnclndglsdb8 October 30, 2017

apple of my caramel

A cute and cheeky way of showing affection!

A play on the saying “apple of my eye”

Person 1: You are the apple of my caramel
Person 2: Omg that’s so cute

by Tongahiti June 17, 2024

wedge v caramel

People who have erectile disfenction gamer tag

My dick don’t work add me on xbox it’s wedge v caramel

by Guy killa478 May 3, 2018

Caramel Popsicle

When a girl covers a guys dick in carmel, lets it harden, then she eats the carmel shell why sucking him.

The client payed 50 dollars for the hot candy shop clerk to recieve a caramel popsicle.

A evil murder cuts off all of her victim's Caramel Popsicles for fun.

by SUPER NINJA LORD MELISSA! November 25, 2010

Caramel Macchiato

When one puts their fingers in a cow’s mouth, then takes a crap, and eats the crap, the cow licking it afterwards. Widely known amongst farmers.

“Bye, y’all! I’m gonna go home and caramel macchiato! Wish me luck!”

by Garretthebean June 22, 2024

German caramel

Something racists from Germany say when their describing a lighter skinned black person

Hey what's up my German caramel..... Racist

by Kodak999 November 21, 2019