Neno calvin

neeny baby aka my man my man my man

real nigga out the nolia .

her: “you know neno calvin ? “
me: “ oh yea that’s my 3rd ward baby”

by neno1butlyss August 3, 2022

Being a Calvin

To be a leech and always expect others to do the work for you

No I don’t have answers for you. Stops being a Calvin

by Dream_Team September 4, 2020

Calvin

Someone who has a watermelon head

You have a Melon head calvin

by Twistedjwster323 June 15, 2018

The Calvinator

A sexual practice in which sex toys (dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, etc.) are replaced with lizards of all shapes and sizes. The bigger the lizard, the better the orgasm. Typically, the person on top screams "KYS" upon ejaculation, thus creating a Calvin-induced super-orgasm. The cult calling themselves "The Reptilian Army" are known for praciticing this tactic everytime they have intercourse without fail.

"Ah, I can't take anymore of the calvinator, I'm going to cum!"
"KYS BITCH"

by Clasm May 29, 2016

Calvin

A cunt who believes he is above everyone else

Don't be such a calvin

by 9753124680jj July 11, 2017

Calvin

Calvin loves roblox

Marisa- Calvin do u Ike roblox

Calvin - yes I love roblox

by Roblox is life November 27, 2017

Calvonic Brain

NOUN

to have a brain as perverted and twisted as Andrew Calvo
considered to be an insult

term coined by Dan Aymat

guy 1: dude, would you rather have to bite your mothers ovaries out, with your bare teeth, or have a huge black cock shoved up your ass?

guy 2: dude, you have such a Calvonic Brain

by slushybear January 13, 2010