goon cruiser

A low-riding vehicle equipped with multiple screens - perfect for gooning!

I love edgemaxxing in my goon cruiser

by Mr. Glock August 20, 2024

Turnpike Cruiser

A luxury hardtop full size sedan made by Mercury (nicknamed as "The Big M"), produced from 1957 to 1958, relatively unknown like many late 50s american full size sedans to people who only drool on Tri Five Chevies.

Gerard is a car nerd, he is obsessed with Mercuries especially their late 1950s two and four door hardtop models (Montclair, Monterey, Turnpike Cruiser & Parklane).

by Fairlane57 July 29, 2022

Cram the cruiser

When multiple homeless females pile into an old police car and dry hump the rookie driving the car.

Wow, did y’all see the cram the cruiser session going on in the parking lot?

by Crankydanky21 December 7, 2021

Fat cruiser

n. - New Balance shoes often worn by burnt out frat boys

"Sick fat cruisers bro"

by Redbro69 May 27, 2016

Congo cruiser

A large vehicle typically without doors that transports people from one area to another

If someone can go and get the Congo cruiser we all can get there st the same time.

by Clickity knack May 19, 2017

Cruiser

A person, an actor/actress, whom insists doing their own stunts.

You know how Tom Cruise does all of his own stunts? Yeah Jason Statham is a Cruiser as well!

by Dill_funk October 3, 2019

looser cruiser

You turnin up in a party bus.

James :what did you do

Joe :took a party bus and partied looser cruiser style

That is one looser cruiser

by gkvjcmnjcihjbfjv uh VB knight June 24, 2014