Cram the cruiser

When multiple homeless females pile into an old police car and dry hump the rookie driving the car.

Wow, did y’all see the cram the cruiser session going on in the parking lot?

by Crankydanky21 December 7, 2021

Cruiser

A person who is non-self motivated, lazy, never taking responsibility and expecting to be kept up or supported by someone else. An individual 'who relies on another for basic necessities, who expects others to provides their needs and wants. One who doesn't "bring anything to the table", but expects to reap the same benefits as contributing persons.

Person A. Did you see dude just walk in the door and sit down at the table and start eating?

Person B. Yeah, he's sposed to be a friend, but just takes advantage of everyone's good graces like that. A real cruiser.

by Grailpolisher July 8, 2022

Mullet Cooter Cruiser

A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.

The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.

by Reverend Gibs May 1, 2024

Fat cruiser

n. - New Balance shoes often worn by burnt out frat boys

"Sick fat cruisers bro"

by Redbro69 May 27, 2016

coral cruiser

best music ever
Please accept this

coral cruiser is amazing

by notafemboylover January 30, 2024

cruiser loser

Anything that a lame person does , says, or has that applies to cars

person 1: “I’m gonna do a donut in this parking lot”

person 2: “no don’t! that’s dangerous”
person 1: “you’re such a cruiser loser!”

or

“you have a ford fiesta? man you’re a cruiser loser”

by cruiserloser June 11, 2023

European world wide cruiser

European world wide cruiser

Oh jimmy what a European world wide cruiser been round bare girls gaffs what a mad lad

by Durako June 25, 2020