crow splat

To skizz all over a woman of your choice all while holding up a "THREE" in remembrance of the Intimidator Dale Earnhardt! I'm sure he would do the same thing.
I gave that rotten some crow splat on her buttcrack!!!! 3 style niggaz
by YO daddy compton October 18, 2007
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crow jim

Commonly referred to in PC-speak as 'Reverse' Racism, Crow Jim is precisely what it implies: racial discrimination against whites by black people. This is usually borne out of perceived racial inequality, rampant poverty and corruption, or as a simple act of misdirected vengeance for the South's segregationist attitudes and policies before the Civil Rights Era in the 1960s.
P1: "Man the Po Po stopped me again!"

P2: "What's that, the fifth time this month?"

P1: "Yup, they're Crow Jimming us again."

P2: "Fuck this shit! Screw New Orleans, we're moving to Albuquerque!"
by The Corporate Avenger April 11, 2005
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night crows

These crazy ass mutha fucka crows that come out at night, they are 4 foot tall and have spoons for arms and feet,they have chocolate digestive eyes and pringle tube noses,the leader of the night crows wears glasses and bosses the other night crows about,they like to put peoples eye balls in jars and send them to other people,what a pest!
nikkies garden has night crows patrolling the area
kenny is next on the list for the night crows
by noominoomi August 06, 2007
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Matthew Crow

one of the best people you could ever meet. he can make your day so much better with just a look. if you're close with him he cares for you unconditionally in his own way and has hands down the best smile. he has the best personality and sense of humor but you gotta be cultured enough to understand. he can look pretty intimidating sometimes but hes actually a big softy or a big friendly giant. hes a very patient and understanding person and someone who is actually pretty easy to get along with. hes very talented although he won't admit it. hes hard on himself sometimes but theres no reason for him to be when hes pretty much perfect. he makes everyday so much better and if you know him you should be very grateful especially if he decides to stick around. theres so much more to describe him and how amazing he is but that'd be like a whole 500 page essay
"You see that guy over there, the really tall one?"

"yea what about him?"

"that's Matthew Crow one of the best people around and I love him lots"

-mikaela (love u dumbass <3)
by Bethannie's Bestest B February 27, 2020
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Fred Crow

Unusually dense individual that believes he is better than everyone else. Often has some sort of mental conditon
Jim: hey have you seen that guy that thinks hes better than everyone?
Dave: yea he's not had a job in 12 years and his girlfriend left him for being a lying egotistical creep
Jim: He's such a Fred Crow
by Dave+Jim July 20, 2018
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Being a Crow

"Being a Crow" is when someone will give you random, almost useless items as a way of showing affection.
Person 1: Dude, name was Being a Crow.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: They gave me a rock, how useless...
by D4G4NR0NP4 November 24, 2020
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crow of judgement

Crow of Judgement is a meme often used as a reaction image of judgment and disapproval. It is also captioned and changed to fit different scenarios.
Meme:

-wanna order a Pizza?
+I don't eat cheese!
-(sends a meme picture of a judgmental looking crow, under the picture written: "Crow of Judgement")

*Unfortunately Giphy didn't have the meme in their archive! I wish I could upload a picture myself.
by November 09, 2021
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