Shit Collector

Someone who always looks at the shitty side of a situation.

Someone who can always spin something good into bad.

I was excited about my new job. But my girl started complaining about the uniforms. She’s a total shit collector

by Chapper27 July 20, 2023

seed line collector

When you arrange for a oral sperm receptacle, whether male or female, to suck off any and all guys waiting in line to bust a nut, achieve orgasm and get their balls totally drained.

Dude, at the last kegger there was a seed line collector in the basement of the frat taking care of giving awesome blowjobs to anyone horny enough to wait in line to get head. She was so good she made every guys knees buckle as she gulped down massive amounts of sperm.

by Watchinfool September 30, 2023

Singing fish collector

Some people that are obssesed with singing fish and play with them and waste $400 on a single fish . Also they are on youtube.

***e**44: I wasted $400 on a bony soul and now im poor! 💸💸💸💸

Someone: i want rocking fish
Ebay seller: ok want it for $1000000000000000

Just******s******f***c*******: OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
Me: he got it from you 🙄🙄🙄

Someone: i dont have any fishes and im not a singing fish collector
Me: good for u!!

by Pxprobotvidz January 16, 2020

Doll Collector

A person, usually a male, who befriends females (dolls) on social media, such as Facebook, in order to receive personal "adult" photos from them. There is never any attempt to physically meet the women; only to "see" them.

He's nothing but a Doll Collector. He's harmless & they're only pictures.

by Doll Collector March 28, 2020

Sword Collector

Durogatory term that describes an enthusiast of fantasy/role-playing/anime/martial arts who lacks self-awareness to the point of being embarrassing.

Todd seemed like a cool guy, but he keeps talking about Naruto and saying things like 'nunchaku are useless against ranged weapons.' I'm starting to think he might be a sword collector.

by Terrence Howard, M.D. August 14, 2020

collector’s fever

the state of mind in which one is compelled to collect a certain category of objects (e.x. game consoles, books, etc), and will dig through old things to find random objects ti add to their collection

Joey caught a bad case of collector’s fever, recently he asked me if he could dig through my old games.

by Phoenix the primagen September 4, 2022

slur collector

a person from any ethnicity, gender or sexuality (mostly yts) who change their identity every week to say and reclaim a different slur. it‘s giving thanos but morally deranged.

“guys im a ___ *says a slur*”
“no wait im a ___ now *says a slur*
” no guys i’m ___ *says a slur*
slur collector signs

by nyah o.0 September 6, 2022