Charity Cookie

1. <Noun> The impossibly difficult to avoid selection of cookies or other pastries found at the cashier of supermarkets and small stores. "Donations" offered for chartity cookies help maligned, misfortuned children or animals and often display a picture of said creatures by the cookies, begging for your patronage or fear suffering damnation or, at least, bad karma.

2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.

1. "Hey, where did you get that delicious looking cupcake?"

"I bought it and two other charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."

2. Although husband and wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a charity cookie.

by Krzyzewski99 January 5, 2012

Charity Bear

(noun) A large, hairy homosexual man that derives a deep sense of fulfillment from providing assistance to those in need. See also: bear, humanitarian

We charity bears have two loves: anal sex and helping others.

by Agent Bearfoot April 11, 2012

charlten

A guy who smokes a lot of cigarettes and normally isn't to good with the ladies. Also Charlten is the kind of guy that most likely can't hold down a job

Damn, that chimney reminds me of a Charlten

by Casey_Magnum December 21, 2016

Charasthma

When someone who has charisma also has asthma.

When Jessica lost the big race because she had an asthma attack, the announcer stated “You gotta admit, she has charasthma!” The crowd booed. The announcer was now the disgrace of the town.

by HPear January 15, 2019

charse

Weed. A word that originated from South Asia, or India. Used to describe a blunt or weed. Very popular among those from Punjab, India, or Pakistan.

"Hey Naail, do you wanna smoke a charse?"
"Nah Ruba, that's illegal in America. But doesn't your brother love that?"

by rubadaddy October 16, 2019

Charity

Being told where your money is going, or even being shown paperwork isnt the same as knowing where your money is going, or being in control of where your money is going, or what it's being spent on. If it seems to make sense to be suspicious of where your money is really going, that's because it does make sense to be suspicious of where your money is going.

The people collecting money from people like dishonest tax collectors claimed to be a charity, and many charities that stole from people did have official names and were official organizations. That didnt make the people running them trustworthy people. Of course they were going to keep claiming to be trustworthy, it was to their advantage to do so, that was what kept them in business.

by Solid Mantis October 27, 2020

charsdunkz

A famous fan page/editor of Charli Damelio. She is kind to all and interacts with her followers. She also goes by Bri.

person 1: “she’s such a good influence”

person 2: “ikr it’s charsdunkz”

by charsdunkz fan November 30, 2020