mr. chair

Mr. Chair (also known as Mr. Stol or Herr Stol in Amnesia Custom Story- Redemption ) is a chair that often appears as an oriental chair with green satin covering it, although sometimes the satin will be red or he will be entirely wooden. Generally, every chair in every game is considered "Mr. Chair," depending on whether or not PewDiePie acknowledges him. He was christened by PewDiePie in 2011, during the playthrough of Ao Oni.

Mr. Chair's birthday is on July 2 (as stated in "Slender Man Horror Game," posted July 2, 2012). He has a thick accent and will often greet PewDiePie with enthusiasm. When a jumpscare during a playthrough happens in the vicinity of Mr. Chair, said chair will apologize profusely and deny all accusations of the cause for the scare. During these wild apologies, he will attempt to shift the blame onto something else in the room (most commonly; barrels).
Mr. Chair, are you working with the barrels? MR. CHAIR HOW DARE YOU!
by 2kool4skoolnigguhs April 14, 2014
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Chair Ass

The natural effect of the slow growth and spread of a clerical worker's physical frame, across the span of years of combining vending machine snack food with an exercise regimen that consists of little more than typing, until said physical frame is confined by the spatial limitations of the worker's desk chair. Commonly applies to programmers, secretaries, and middle management. In extreme cases, can be accompanied by a non-insignificant amount of physical exertion to free the compressed rear end from the chair.
She was really slender and athletic, before she started doing data entry 60 hours a week. But after all those late nights and candy bars, she's got a real case of Chair Ass.
by teh Steve December 13, 2005
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Admiral's Chair

a sexual act involving a male standing behind a female with the female bent at a 90 degree angle at the hip. the female puts her arms behind her and the male then grabs the female by the wrists. as the male is banging the female he is also steering her around the room, preferrable into walls and furniture as if to be steering her like a boat.
I had her in the admiral's chair position and ran her into an oncoming vehicle.
by steve canyon April 17, 2009
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Chair Envy

A mental state where one covets the chair another is sitting in.
I had a hard time enjoying the concert. I was preoccupied with a bad case of chair envy. It seemed like everyone around me had chairs that looked like they were meant for human beings. That is the last time I buy a lawn chair from Walmart
by Flingwings July 27, 2007
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Chair-Sniffer

Noun: A person that smells a chair at the point of contact after it has been vacated.
"West Australian Opposition leader Troy Buswell wept today as he admitted to being a chair-sniffer"
by Windschuttle April 30, 2008
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dookie chair

i broke the dookie chair after those tacos.

Did you use Tyler's dookie chair?
by dookie doo 1324 February 08, 2015
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Chair People

Peasants who know not that sitting is the biggest killer in America.
Look at those chair people, sitting in their little chairs with disengaged muscles. I bet they don’t know that sitting is the biggest killer in America.
by opeth6669 January 13, 2022
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