Bryant

A bitch who tries to hard to be funny. He plays football but can barely throw/catch. Is a bitch and annoying

Fuck Bryant dude

by Bigdickgothgf August 14, 2019

maddiline bryant

The cutest, smartest , and most amazing person you'll ever meet. Hold on to a Maddie you might have because there's only one of them out there.

Maddiline Bryant is so amazing!

by PJ_4the_win September 11, 2016

Kobe Bryant

The man you all loved to hate, and hated to love. The greatest Basketball player to ever play the game, next to Michael Jordan. A killer, cold-blooded, assassin, with no regard for his opponent's life. Arguably one of the most hated and loved players the NBA has ever seen. Will take on your entire team single-handedly if he wanted to. Basketball warrior. Played against prime MJ, Scottie Pippen, Shaq, Lebron, Wade, Melo, KD, CP3, Allen Iverson, Celtics (Garnett, Pierce, Allen, Rondo), and many others. The man who made kids all around the world practice a fadeaway in their driveways for hours on end. The man whose name you yell when throwing something in a garbage can. Legends NEVER die.

Person 1: Man, I got to practice 2 hours early today.
Person 2: Kobe Bryant would've showed up a day early, do better.

by 666Radar May 6, 2020

Kobe Bryant Parenting

The same as helicopter parenting. When parents micromanage their childrens' lives.

Etymology: Kobe Bryant and his daughter died in a helicopter crash.

My mom keeps Kobe Bryant parenting me! She took my computer away because I played video games last night instead of doing my homework. Now she keeps checking in on me every 10 minutes to make sure I submit my assignments on time.

by Itsajokellama January 31, 2020

Bryant University

A respectable business school located in Rhode Island with intelligent students and good teachers. However, if the students there would have gotten into Bentley they would be surrounded by crazy-intelligent students and phenomenal teachers. Most Bryant students say they hate Bentley, but they only say this because they did not get in. They also recently moved up to D1 sports because they were getting tired of Bentley beating them all the time; they figured it was time to get whooped by some new teams.

Bryant Student: "Hey guess what... I'm going to Bryant University."
Sensible person: "Ummm ok. don't you know that Bentley is wayyyy wayyy better?? You should have tried to get in there...."

by i can do my own taxes December 15, 2009

neaomi netasha bryant

nice funny sexy and fine very mature and honest in a relationship good kisser background is the ghetto in seattle now in spokane living a great life big booty big beautiful eyes well rounded person and lastly exciting and adventurous

voluptous and smooth lipsbig booty

by rick phenolman February 19, 2005

Kobe Bryant

Doubtly the best player to ever play the game of basketball, also one of the most-hated players in the NBA. Why? Probably because of the fact that Kobe has won more rings (even without counting the rings Shaq won) than the whole of the Miami Heat. Also, a lot of Bulls fans hate him as he owns their squad in each and every single aspect and he is at the point of crossing His Royal Airness, Michael Jordan.

Oh, and also someone who has sex for money, but forgets his cash and gets accused of rape.

Example 1: ''Kobe Bryant is better then LeBron and D-Wade, Kobe is CLUTCH!''

Example 2: ''Damn, I'm in deep shit bro.. I did this ho last night but I didn't bring any cash with me so I gotta find a good lawyer now.''

by Btrain39 June 16, 2011