When a man and a woman have a one night stand of sorts, and in the morning, the guy wakes up before the woman and dumps all over her and takes off before he's discovered.
Harold didn't like the way she laughed during sex the night before, so he decided a mexican breakup was the only appropriate way to end the relationship.
by Kyle Barry December 6, 2006
Get the mexican breakup mug.Being so drunk you break up with your girlfriend/boyfriend. The stage of intoxication past being blackout drunk.
1) Person 1: Hey you have any more painkillers? I'm tryin to get blackout tonight.
person 2: No man i just blew like 12 oc's. I'm tryin to get breakup tonight.
2) (973): You were so breakup drunk last night.
(313):Whatever. Come over and blow me?
(973): Word.
person 2: No man i just blew like 12 oc's. I'm tryin to get breakup tonight.
2) (973): You were so breakup drunk last night.
(313):Whatever. Come over and blow me?
(973): Word.
by Delts4lYfe February 27, 2011
Get the Breakup Drunk mug.this is the outfit that one wears after having a big breakup with their boyfriend/girlfriend. most of the time the exboyfriend/girlfriend try to look damn krispy.
Kid Number 1: Have you seen Janelle today?
Kid Number 2: Yeah she was lookin mighty fine. Must be her post breakup wardrobe.
Kid Number 2: Yeah she was lookin mighty fine. Must be her post breakup wardrobe.
by coolkidnumberone April 14, 2011
Get the post breakup wardrobe mug."Dumping" someone by squatting above them while they sleep and then saying "pssst". When they open their eyes, you shit on their face and say.."Yah, we're done". Or by shitting in their bed and rolling them over into it while they sleep.
by Sig Englander July 11, 2006
Get the brown breakup mug.When young people have a dramatic breakup only to start hooking up again within 48 hours. This breakup is likely one of multiple millennial breakups which happen over a drawn out period of time.
The true breakup likely occurs 6-8 months after the the first millennial breakup.
The true breakup likely occurs 6-8 months after the the first millennial breakup.
Kristoff and Nick broke up last night, but they were already cuddling again today. I think it’s a millennial breakup.
by Lutthew June 28, 2020
Get the Millennial Breakup mug.Having the love of your life breakup with you a week before your birthday via text message from Jeremy Rich.
by blimblam101 April 17, 2009
Get the Text Message Breakup mug.This may be possibly the best way to break up with a girl if you are sick of your relationship. Message the chic and get her to stand on an exposed street corner (not near any trees or posts that may get in the way). Organize a friend to drive past her while you hang out the back window of the vehicle and yell 'YOUR DUMPED HOE'. As she looks up, throw a full 2 liter bottle of Coke at her face hard, so it hits her and drops her to the foot path. Then get your friend to spin the wheels and speed off... Another option is to throw the bottle of Coke at her box; this has the advantage of leaving her with a mung hole.
Pete: I hate going out with Gemma-Rae she is a complete skank.
Trent: Why don't you have a divine break up with the cunt of a thing.
After our divine breakup, Sonique couldn't find a new boyfriend because of her obscene mung hole. What a stupid bitch!
Trent: Why don't you have a divine break up with the cunt of a thing.
After our divine breakup, Sonique couldn't find a new boyfriend because of her obscene mung hole. What a stupid bitch!
by the gayzelle September 3, 2009
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