Boris Xmas Party

A Christmas party that was attended by some invited politicians and civil servants in a government building, when the country was under a lockdown, or under strict Covid rules—they needed to bring along their own spirits and snacks to avoid any suspicion of breaking the rules they had enacted for the nation to follow, if they were not attending the event virtually.

Guesstimate how many government officials in the UK took part in a Boris Xmas Party in 2020.

by MathPlus December 18, 2021

Cause Boris a Problem

To take a shit in the fair city of London.

Reference to the new mayor of London Boris Johnson. Causes him a problem because you are at risk of blocking the Thames.

Aww...Man I gotta go cause Boris a Problem

by TeabagSalad May 7, 2008

Chatting Boris

Talking nonsense.

Can also mean making up lies to make yourself look better.

Closely related to terms such as “Chatting shit” and “Talking bollocks”

Barry: “I knocked out like 4 man the other day with my bare hands”

Kevin: “Nah you’re chatting Boris!”

by Kaleidoscopic August 16, 2021

Boris

Boris is a scientist that was turned in to a cat, very nice guy but he hates cheese

Hi Boris want some cheese?
Mew
Translation: fuck u

by Dulidudu March 1, 2022

Boris Said

The Bob Ross of NASCAR.

One of the biggest road course ringers of the 1990’s-2010’s. Winner of the 2005 24hr at Nurburgring, the 2010 NAPA Auto Parts 200 at Montreal, etc.

Boris Said (about Greg Biffle in 2011): “He needs a freaking whoopin, and I’m gonna give it to him”

by The_Autismo January 16, 2024

Boris Pavlikovsky

Boris Pavlikovsky (aka Sage’s husband) is the hottest fictional character. He is gets hard really quick and he has the longest dick ever. He will make you cum in less than 3 minutes!! He knows how to fuck and he is really sweet.

Sage: Omg sex with Boris Pavlikovsky is amazing, his dick is huge !!

by user801283849 November 20, 2021

Boris

The most generic name

I legally changed my name to Boris to fit in

by TheRealBoris April 24, 2017