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Boris Xmas Party

A Christmas party that was attended by some invited politicians and civil servants in a government building, when the country was under a lockdown, or under strict Covid rules—they needed to bring along their own spirits and snacks to avoid any suspicion of breaking the rules they had enacted for the nation to follow, if they were not attending the event virtually.
Guesstimate how many government officials in the UK took part in a Boris Xmas Party in 2020.
by MathPlus December 18, 2021
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Cause Boris a Problem

To take a shit in the fair city of London.

Reference to the new mayor of London Boris Johnson. Causes him a problem because you are at risk of blocking the Thames.
Aww...Man I gotta go cause Boris a Problem
by TeabagSalad May 7, 2008
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Doing a Boris

Let's say you want to take your GF to Barbados but you can't get time off work. Every time you boss comes up with an objection to you getting jiggy in the sun with Bae you come up with a brilliant way to shut him down.

In the end you win and he gets his ass handed to him.
Ian was being a hard ass but Gaz was doing a Boris.
by Not Much Matches Mansfield September 2, 2019
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Boris Vujicic

Psychopath from Serbia that is known for scams and fraud.
Person A: Have you seen Boris Vujicic?
Person B: No, I don't hang out with him, he's a psychopath
by malivaso November 21, 2019
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boris menace

An ultra-cobtagious form of COVID-19 disease caused by the UK variant of SARS-CoV-2.
-Hey, I'm sorry I can't make it to dinner, I'm down ill.
-oh no! is it covid?

-yes, PCR test confirmed it's the Boris Menace so I'm highly contagious.
by mrvbola December 30, 2020
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Boris

To make a catastrophic, horrendous error or to be woefully unprepared for a big event; especially when the mistake / lack of preparation could have been easily avoided.

The essence of ‘Borising’ is in the fact that it is unbelievable that the error occurred, and that an average person of relative competence could have identified the problem with ease, before it happened. If the mistake was caused by a genuinely unpredictable event, then it cannot be described as Borising.

Can also be used as a noun, referring to a easily preventable disaster of Biblical proportions. Again, it must be one that simply didn’t need to happen, and a normal functioning human being could have easily prevented.
Look at the state of that! He’s totally Boris’d it!

How could you not see that coming?Are you some kind of Boris?

Come on lads, this is really important. Let’s not make a complete Boris of it.
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Boris

(Russian Hardbass in the background)
Slav 1 -squatting, heels on ground- : pizdec, where's my Adidas' mayonez?
Western spy : dat awesome cheeki breeki of Boris has already eaten all!
Slav 1: Cyka blyat! All hail Boris!
by Zaxis_ August 9, 2017
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