When somebody does something wrong, but they can't own up to it. Whoever did it just says blame it on Alex. Even if there's no Alex in the room you have to blame it on him.
by ChillBlinton February 15, 2017
People who are living out a paradigm of denial after placing guilt on you for their mistake. They later defile your public image, to steal your success from personal sacrifice. Your defamation is the only chance they perceive for their lies to never be found out by mutual peers in the community.
I can't believe you kept a business afloat with a blame artist as your partner! You must have kept your eyes on the prize! Good job!
by neonbasement June 15, 2024
When there is enough blame to go around that everyone gets a slice.
Usually in instances of extreme wrong doing, whether intentional or unintentional.
Usually in instances of extreme wrong doing, whether intentional or unintentional.
Dude: What do you think of the Will Smith Oscars situation?
Dude 2: Man I think everyone involed is wrong, this is a perfectly baked blame pie.
Dude: Ah yes, everyone is getting a slice or two,
Dude 2: Man I think everyone involed is wrong, this is a perfectly baked blame pie.
Dude: Ah yes, everyone is getting a slice or two,
by Cult Of Odd April 14, 2022
Six people in the elevator and someone slips out a silent bomb, the finger pointing started out small but turned into a full out blame-storm before the doors opened.
by Robyngoodfello December 11, 2016
The antithesis of "Credit"
Hym "If I set a rake outside of your door. Who is to blame if you step on it and bash your face? You stepped on it. You're the one who got hurt but it wouldn't have happened if I hadn't put it there. If I write a soliloquy and someone else builds a movie around it; who deserves the credit? The people who wrote all of the general themes and the soliloquy or the person who stepped on the rake? This isn't about you're earned whatever vs my unearned. It's about you trying to arbitrate who deserves what. And if you can do it then so can I. I can arbitrate what you deserve and get the credit I deserve and there is nothing you can do to stop me. Give it to me or I'm going to take. The emails can be excavated. Your role in all of this can be illuminated for everyone to see. You don't have to like it but what's the alternative? Me showing you a more potent version of playing God? You don't have the high ground here. You don't win this. You don't prove a point. You don't dissuade me. You begrudgingly give me what I want because it is the ONLY leverage you have to get me to do what you want."
by Hym Iam September 12, 2022
This is when there is a horrible piece of art or gross food on the table that needs to go away but there is not a polite way to remove it. So, you destroy it and then blame it on the ghost.
Person 1: What happened to that horrid, inspirational cat poster the boss put on the wall?
Person 2: I couldn’t stand it anymore and ripped it off the wall! What will I tell her?
Person 1: Blame it on the ghost! There is always some spooky shit going on around here.
Person 2: I couldn’t stand it anymore and ripped it off the wall! What will I tell her?
Person 1: Blame it on the ghost! There is always some spooky shit going on around here.
by saskers December 08, 2019
by Ilbeity October 13, 2023