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Bisexual Woman Theory

They “scientific” theory that states that when asked for their celebrity crush, a bisexual woman will respond with a beautiful woman and a questionable man.
Bisexual Woman: I like Zendaya and Jason Bateman.

Me: You have validated the Bisexual Woman Theory.
by Kobra C. June 24, 2021
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bisera

bisera is the most prettiest girl in the world. she will make you cum in your own pants when you see her. her character is amazing i really want her. she is not like the others she is special her big boobs and her ass are heaven
omg look at that girl with big boobs and ass
YES I KNOW HER NAME MUST BE BISERA
by red lipstick November 22, 2021
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bisexual rizz

The rizz one possesses whilst being bisexual. The confidence and suave bisexual people have that’ll make anyone’s heart flutter.
Chase could swoon anyone he pleases with his bisexual rizz.
by Aquadawg January 28, 2023
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The Bases (reinvented)

1st Base- Kissing, even peck (yes you went to first base with gam gam)
2nd Base- Boobs stuff
3rd Base- Below the belt action
4th Base- The grand Slam
69th Base- ;)
by SUNNARD July 5, 2016
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opposing bases

1. A term used to describe the positions of aircraft approaching final approach courses for parallel runways from opposite sides of the final approach courses. For example, an aircraft approaching the final for runway 27R from the NORTH and an aircraft approaching the final for runway 27L from the south would be on opposing bases. Base legs refer to the portion of the pattern prior to turning onto final. 2. The name of a podcast about air traffic hosted by AG and RH.
1. I was flying into Greensboro and the awesome air traffic controller had me aimed directly at the aircraft to the parallel runway; I am glad they know how to apply the separation rules for opposing bases so we didn't get too close!

2. I was listening to "Opposing Bases" yesterday and really enjoyed the show!
by hamptonATC January 6, 2018
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Yikes bikes

Midwest slang. Basically means “holy shit.” Not a good thing and should be rectified immediately.
You got hit by a car?! Yikes bikes!
by YennyYulius April 24, 2019
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Bisexual

The nondiscriminatory sexuality whereby you find people of both the same and opposite sex attractive enough to play genital games with. Also referred to as "The Greedy Sexuality", "Swinging Both Ways" or "The Indecisive Sexuality" by people who like putting things in quotation marks.

Bisexuality is not to be confused with slightly homophobic idiots going out of their way to prove their not gay by touching and making sexual innuendo toward people of the same sex. Nor is it to be confused with girls who want attention at bars and kiss. These girls can be found under the entry for 'daddy issues'.

Bisexual is also not an excuse to act camp at a gay club. Seriously, you just look stupid.
You know that bit in porn where you can see the guy's dick just as you're going to cum? This doesn't bother the bisexual male, and can infact enhance the orgasm.
by Geektacular September 8, 2014
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