Bike Kids

Irish 9-year-olds who pretend they're 13, who wear full tracksuits and cycle around posh parts of Dublin pretending they own everything. Genuinely idiots whos parents didn't raise them properly.

Oh fuck not those Bike Kids again

by AguyWhoIsNOTcalledEric December 17, 2020

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Crack Bike

A bike that was stolen and sold for well below it's original price by a crack cocaine addict so they can fund their drug habit.

Dude 1: Dude, I just bought this bike for $20 from that used bike store.

Dude 2: Yeah man, it's totally a crack bike. Apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.

by SgtHotdogs April 17, 2011

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Bike Textin'

Or 'Ryan Lee'

Text Messaging someone while riding a bicycle. This act is dangerous but makes you look a bit B.A.

"hey have you ever tried bike textin'?"
"dude you gotta try Bike Textin' i heard its the newest craze!"
"Hey Paige, oh nm im jux Bike Textin'" texted ryan.

by RyanLeeGuy April 20, 2010

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Bike Envy

When a bike owner claims to have love and affinity towards their bike but secretly envies and lusts after another friend's newly purchased bike!

Car: I love my road bike!!
Kirk: CAR, I just bought a 2010 Giant TCR road bike, check it out!
CAR: oh! WONDERFUL! AWESOME! GREAT! *starting to feel bike envy*

by Car Sun- March 2, 2010

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Cod on Bike

A suspicious fish on a bike.

That is a crazy Cod on Bike!!!

by Cod on Bike April 26, 2021

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Motorcycles that have come on the scene due to the shows "American Chopper" & Biker Build off, etc... Big Dog, is a primary supplier of yuppie bikes, or go to any number of "Custom Bike Shop" that have sprung up in the past 2 years. Wonder where they will be 2 years from now. Don't forget the vest & chaps, You won't look cool without them........

He's got a yuppie bike because he doesn't know how to build one of his own.

by Imperial1931 November 5, 2005

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