Beefer

A term used to categorize a female of substantial size and weight. Unlike your standard run of the mill fat girl, Beefers avoid whale-status by engaging in minor physical activities such as running on the treadmill in ten minute intervals, erotically dancing at frat parties, and vigorously waving their arms as they bitch about their relationships (or lack thereof). Beefers travel in herds (also known as beef stampedes) and can reduce a solid B+ party to a C- in as little time as it takes to fit them all through the front door.

Rob: Hey man, is that party worth stopping by for?
Steve: Hell yeah man, theres so much booze its redic- ....Wait, fuck, nevermind a beef stampede just rolled through. Beefers on beefers in this bitch now. FUCK!
Rob: Be there in ten.

by DirtyMikeNDaBoyz December 14, 2014

beefed

similar to porked, the act of rough intercourse, but kosher.

Did you end up beefing that chick you picked up in shul? Yep, we beefed like rabbits.

by Billy Bob Jimmy Johnson May 10, 2008

Beefed Bread

This is when a man takes his feces and smears the inside of the womans vagina so it is filled after a double penetration. This is to show the same resemblance of a shredded beef wrap you can find at any convenient store. The second man may add the "mayo" (semen) around the beef curtains for a nice decorative design.

"The two men made beefed bread last night out of the $45 hooker they met in Vegas."

by Hondo Don December 10, 2006

Beefy

When someone is acting with anger towards another; to have beef with someone

Person A fingers Person B in anger
Person B: "Don't get all beefy with me it was an accident"

by DorisGypo September 22, 2011

BEEFY LOVER

a fat rather chubbacious person that resembles a ring doughnut- usually found sat on a bench of their own (which is beginning to collapse) nibbling at aimless pieces of food- even off the floor. their pockets bulge with excess food and its hard to have a natural conversation due to the crumbs they spit out of their mouth *cough* flo

"OI BEEFY LOVER- what you lookin at? you wanna eat me too?"

by jenners November 23, 2003

BeefyRooster

When a Cow and a Rooster engage in intercourse. Resulting in geneticlly alterd specices. Appearce,Black and White feathered, Beak, Floppy Cow ear, Cow legs and a Waddle. The size of a ostrich..

Dude, you see the size of that BeefyRooster??..

by <b>DeaDLY SuPeR FReaKS..</b> September 3, 2008

Beefer

A fat blunt of marijuana

Hey, wanna go out back and smoke a beefer?

Man, you should have been there on Saturday, Mike rolled one hell of a Beefer.

by mister_tee January 25, 2021