Jelly Beaner

A really fat mexican

Man, did you see that jelly beaner?
No, why?
He had to be 300 pounds.

by jesikalovesme January 15, 2008

Fat Beaner

A short Mexican that is generally out of shape, fat with sort legs, has a thick mustache, works at a carwash, eats "carne something" everyday, and spends most of his time staring at white girls he can't have.

Hey Fat Beaner, make sure you wipe down my 20's you filthy little savage!

by DEH1972 October 19, 2008

BEANER BAIT

1. Any food that can be passed off as Mexican simply by adding a tortilla to which Mexicans are attracted to like a moth to a flame.

2. Taco Bell.

Person 1. Hey dude where are you going for lunch?
Person 2. To Taco Bell!
Person 1. You'd better hold on tight to your bag, Taco Bell is the most powerful BEANER BAIT! " Yo Quiero Taco Bell".

by el gabong November 8, 2009

Beaner ball

When stupid mexicans start a pick up game of soccer wherever the hell they feel like it.

John: Hey Mike, the mexicans are playing soccer in the street again.

Mike: God I hate it when mexicans play god damn beaner ball.

John: Yeah me too. We should just send them back to Mexico.

by SC0277 June 27, 2011

Overcooked Beaner

A person that is Mexican and is mentally retarded.

Person 1: "Look at that fucking beaner, he's so annoying."

Person 2: "Yea man. I heard he's actually retarded too."

Person 1: "Oh wow, what an overcooked beaner!"

by gramatik July 21, 2011

Asian Beaner

a person of Filipino decent. They are refered to as asian beaners because they have both asian and spanish roots, and many have spanish last names, just as most mexicans do.

dude jeffrey is such an asian beaner! I saw him reading anime and eating a burrito!

by Bussalikespd October 4, 2010

sea beaner

A filipino; the asian beaner

Dude the east side is filled with sea beaners

by kerstin November 7, 2007