A wacky conductor with epic facial expressions. Has an amazing girl range, can go higher then sopranos and lower than the base. He makes everyone lol and is so embarrassing. He has worse floppy hair than Hugh Gant.
Person A: 'OMG!!!! He has a very high voice'
Person L: 'Does he have floppy hair?'
Person A: 'Yhh he makes everyone lol so bad'
Person L: 'Hes a David Bates'
Person L: 'Does he have floppy hair?'
Person A: 'Yhh he makes everyone lol so bad'
Person L: 'Hes a David Bates'
by John Smith233 October 9, 2011
Get the David Batesmug. A feral apex predator who does not deserve any pleasure in life. Lonely, uncharismatic, and selfish, this being will rip your dick off along with your will to live.
Hey man, you're acting like that Bryan Bates, what're you gonna do next, suck my dick, then cheat on me with a frog?
by PureValuableSewageTrash May 20, 2018
Get the bryan batesmug. When a female does certain things sexually, so a guy will like her, then after they start dating, she doesn't do it anymore.
Lisa : "Karen told me she gives Carl head all the time so he will like her, but she stopped after they started dating"
Jamal: "Man, talk about a Bate and Switch "
Jamal: "Man, talk about a Bate and Switch "
by MC TACO February 20, 2011
Get the Bate and Switchmug. The off brand version of Andrew Tate you would get from the bargain bin thats always mocking himself and gets no bitches at all a complete counterpart of Andrew Tate
by ٩( ᐛ )و April 19, 2023
Get the Sandrew batemug. Cock bate. A nick name to give your whorish friend who's name starts with the letter c.2.closely resembling the term masterbate in the last 4 letters.
C-Bate! T-bate!
by tbate. October 19, 2010
Get the c-batemug. Who was that guy that took those three girls home from the bar last night?
That was mad bates he does that all the time.
That was mad bates he does that all the time.
by mad abby December 19, 2011
Get the mad batesmug. Too reward yourself with masterbation after the completion of a task or feat that is exceptional and beyond belief.
Joey: Hey man, i finished my final essay last night in 20 minutes!
Mick: That's awesome dude! Must have been feeling pretty sweet about it!
Joey: Yeah! Totally! Even cranked out a little Victory Bate to congratulate myself!
Mick: That's awesome dude! Must have been feeling pretty sweet about it!
Joey: Yeah! Totally! Even cranked out a little Victory Bate to congratulate myself!
by thelastpanda December 7, 2010
Get the Victory Batemug.