BYOB

When your pooping and the poop is kinda stuck in your ass and you have to shake it around but it still won’t come out so you kinda jump and jiggle till the poop falls out

Damn bitch I cant talk right now I’m taking a BYOB tf

by Shitkink42 December 12, 2021

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byork

the balloon dog from the idiot archives makes that noise when it's angry

"BYORK 👹"
okok we can keep you 😨

by the 23rd letter of alphabet May 14, 2022

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Why do they always send the poor?
Barbarisms by Barbaras
With pointed heels
Victorious Victorias kneel
For brand new spanking deals
Marching forward, hypocritic
And hypnotic computers
You depend on our protection
Yet you feed us lies from the tablecloth
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, ooh
Everybody's going to the party
Have a real good time
Dancin' in the desert
Blowin' up the sunshine
Kneeling roses disappearing
Into Moses' dry mouth
Breaking into Fort Knox
Stealing our intentions
Hangers sitting, dripped in oil
Crying, "freedom"
Handed to obsoletion
Still you feed us lies from the tablecloth
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la, ooh
Everybody's going to the party
Have a real good time
Dancin' in the desert
Blowing up the sunshine
Everybody's going to the party
Have a real good time
Dancin' in the desert
Blowin' up the sunshine
Blast off, it's party time
And we don't live in a fascist nation
Blast off, it's party time
And where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?
Where the fuck are you?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why don't presidents fight the war?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Why do they always send the poor?
Kneeling roses disappearing
Into Moses' dry mouth
Breaking into Fort Knox
Stealing our intentions
Hangers sitting dripped in oil
Crying, "freedom"
Handed to obsoletion

isnt BYOB such a great

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by 1diot May 23, 2022

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brobrobro9

when a male grabs a golden backpack then goes in his boyfriends asshole and goes invisible and revives DOODS xim this is so twizzy no kizzy

Man 1- Dude open up ur ass so I can shove this golden backpack in and go invisible and revive
Man 2- Alright mirage please give me a brobrobro9

by Miragegoldbackpack June 1, 2022

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Bobroffianism

Bobroffianism (noun): The term "Bobroffianism" refers to the unethical practices and breaches of professional conduct within the legal profession, particularly related to personal injury law. It signifies the manipulation of client funds, overcharging clients, and other fraudulent activities that compromise the integrity of the legal system. Bobroffianism serves as a cautionary reminder of the importance of upholding ethical standards and the responsibility of lawyers to act in the best interests of their clients while maintaining transparency and honesty.

The lawyer’s account was unadulterated Bobroffianism

by Hercy Piggins June 28, 2023

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