Bonked

Weirdly shaped. You look un-proportionate. Lip sided even. Like the tower of Ibiza

“ Look at that midget over there, they’re bonked “

by Ominiqu August 03, 2023

bonk turbo

acting in a form or way that resembles turbo

aye bonk turbo why u dancing in front of the jaunts

by Isreal October 07, 2023

Headset Bonk

When two people are playing VR in the same room (generally the same game in multiplayer) and their headsets accidentally touch.

Josh and Jake were playing VRChat while streaming on Twitch in the same room and Josh Headset Bonked Jake

Twitch Chat: "Dude Josh totally just Headset Bonked Jake!"

by DatFox_32 May 11, 2025

Bonk Bean

Bonkripper255 but a bean.
pretty much the definition of autism.

Terry's a Bonk Bean looking ass fucker.

by HoodieGuyy July 12, 2023

Get stronk or get bonk

A common catch phrase known since the dawn of time. Usually used to tell someone to get strong otherwise they'll get their shit rocked

Ayo I'm going to the gym. You know what they say, "get stronk or get bonk"

Hell yeah man!!

by Stronk bonker January 11, 2023

bonk gang

a group of people who will whip and nae nae on you after stealing your lunch money

“the bonk gang just stole all my money” “i just got dabbed on by the bonk gang”

by ibuphrofen December 11, 2018

Bonk Gun

A term used for large guns in War Thunder. Most players usually classify guns of this type as those with a caliber of 37mm and up, as these are extremely powerful against planes.

XxOpaqueBoobsxX: I just got killed by a Ki-109
=BALD=McChicken: Which one’s that again?
XxOpaqueBoobsxX: The Japanese twin engine with the 75mm Bonk Gun.

by TwoOrMoreHippos May 27, 2022