ruptured anus

You know that moment when you are going up a ramp on your bicycle, and then when you fall back down your asshole gets penetrated by the bicycle seat? Yeah that's how you get a ruptured anus.

I was doing some tricks on my bike earlier until I got a ruptured anus. I had to be rushed to the hospital because it began to bleed too.

by TheRiceTheif January 1, 2017

anus cake

the point when your shit is half-way inside your rectum and outside the anus

Guy 1: Hey you almost done I really have to take a shit!
Guy 2: Yeah, one sec I have to get rid of this anus cake.
Guy 1: WTF!?
Guy 2: My shit is half-way in my butt and half-way out!
Guy 1: *runs away*

by MCPanda131 November 30, 2011

rigor anus

n. the tightening of one's butthole when one is shocked or frightened

rigor anal. adj. to have experienced the tightening of one's butthole when shocked or frightened

"Dude, why'd you break so hard?"
"The light changed faster than I thought."
"Well, it gave me rigor anus."

"So I was watching The Exorcist last night and it gave me the worst rigor anus"

"Whenever she announces a pop-quiz, I go rigor anal"

by Ben Diamond December 19, 2007

Puckered Anus

When one is beyond any feeling of frustration, anger, defeat, in any shape or form, their anus is puckered with these feelings.

Guy: Brett you okay?
Brett: No fuck you! You fucking cheater! I should have won!
Guy: Man, your anus is really puckered. You have quite a puckered anus.

by ThePuckererer April 22, 2015

anus cake

slang for shit,turd,poop,crap.

I'll be right back i'm just going to visit the porcelain god to bake an anus cake.

by mark ronaldson February 27, 2008

Heinous Anus

When someone has HELLACIOUS gas!

Jake gave Jamie a Dutch Oven, and she screamed, "OH MY GOD!! You have heinous anus!!!"

by Two-Hands October 21, 2009

anus agony

The anguish your anus goes through sometimes.

Claire crawled outta the bathroom, hands on her ass, face contorted with anus agony. Tears streamed down her face. Poop was smeared on the bathroom walls. "Call 911. I have anus agony", she moaned.

by Mazuel-Aziz November 4, 2006