Ali

A girl who tries to be popular and acts nice to everyone but is a two faced snake, only likes popular guys, will ask every popular guy out and when every one of them turns her down acts like she’s into girls.

Popular girl 1: *just chatting with her friends*

Ali: OMG LIKE HEY BEST FRIEND
Popular girl 1: Who are you?

Ali: I’m your best friend like duh!

by Yebsysbdunsiwbe December 23, 2019

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The most epic human ever to inhabit the universe. She is the best friend anyone could ever want and the most genuinely beautiful person inside and out. People may take advantage of her kind nature but she is strong and will always bounce back stronger than before. She is the best. Maybe even better than “Jillian”

Ali is epic

by Second best November 05, 2019

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Ali is big piece of shit.

Yo, did you see Ali's new Paid Vacation sketch? what a piece of shit.

by ali4thewin November 23, 2021

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A cunt

Boy: how's Ali?
Ali's mother: He is a cunt

by LostOrphan August 06, 2019

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Ali is a type of male prostitute from Iran. These specific types of prostitutes do not sleep with humans. Instead they fist camels in the middle of the Dasht-e-Kavir desert for the entertainment of homosexual midget nomads who feast on small children. Rarely, but often does the Ali finish up his extravaganza by putting his head in the camels arse, does a 360 degree turn, lands back on his feet and sends fireworks off in the distance in the shapes of vagina's.

Wow! Did you see that Ali last night? He gets better every time!

by Rick Von Shit September 06, 2008

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