He is a professional basketball player
by Mustafa23 November 22, 2021
Get the Alanasmug. Alana, the ballerina who moved like poetry, studied in silence, and carried a beauty so effortless it made the world pause.
by Hotpatatoeddd August 13, 2025
Get the Alanamug. If you have ever met alana you are lucky.She is smart and beautiful,has a kind heart and has great comebacks,is funny and sometimes mean but you can have a great time with her.She can talk for hours about random shit and sees the best things in life and in people.
I LOVE YOU ALANA SALAS.YOU ARE THE BESTEST GIRLFRIEND EVEREST!
I LOVE YOU ALANA SALAS.YOU ARE THE BESTEST GIRLFRIEND EVEREST!
by Basea November 22, 2021
Get the Alana Salasmug. by The real Charli Damelio November 11, 2020
Get the Alana Garciamug. alana is a buffalo loving chicken girl who loves pizza, thats besides the point i love alana so so so so much shes a sweetest girl youll ever meet and shes the nicest girl ever shes super honest and you can literaly tell her anything she is so trustworthy and smart thank you for everything my love your one of my bestfriends and thank you for being the amazing girl you are i loe you alana and your one of the most amazing and perfect beautiful girls i know.((((: _Ayriah<3
by anonymous March 25, 2022
Get the alanamug. Imagine 💭 the fish 🐟 from hit game 🎮 Fortnite™ 🦙, but it's aggressively 😡 fucked 5 5️⃣ other dudes 👦🏻. Probably has severe aids 🤢 (fish 🐟 aids 🤢, even worse 🤮) and doesn't ❌ have a father 👴🏿 figure 🚹 (get wrecked 💥 lol 🤣) (Laugh 😆 out 📤 loud 🔊)
God: I sentence you, Alana, to the most decrepit and hollow depths of hell itself where you will be forced to listen to 100Gecs for all of eternity until the end of time. LOL (Laugh out Loud).
Alana: I am not live laugh loving, *whip nae nae*
Alana: I am not live laugh loving, *whip nae nae*
by Pink Worshipper April 24, 2022
Get the Alanamug. Alana is actually the most incredible woman
ever like this girl has everything you want in a
girl. She's got the looks with her big sexy green
eyes and those big lushes lips and god that
smile that actually makes my life so much
easier knowing there's beautiful things out there
And she's also got the brains like she's Albert
Einstein reincarnated but obviously super
gorgeous.And she's got the body of a goddess I mean this girl man you can't find girls like her anywhere she's a rare specimen and if u do find someone like her don't u ever risk losing her or you'll be a sorry cunt
ever like this girl has everything you want in a
girl. She's got the looks with her big sexy green
eyes and those big lushes lips and god that
smile that actually makes my life so much
easier knowing there's beautiful things out there
And she's also got the brains like she's Albert
Einstein reincarnated but obviously super
gorgeous.And she's got the body of a goddess I mean this girl man you can't find girls like her anywhere she's a rare specimen and if u do find someone like her don't u ever risk losing her or you'll be a sorry cunt
Alana is amazing
by Fat Jewish man March 16, 2022
Get the Alanamug.