A prank where you wait for someone to go to sleep. Once they are asleep you start to jerk off. Once you are about to cum wake the person up and cum on them. Thus called the "Silent Assassin"
Person 1: "Dude WTF?? Why are you jerking off?"
Person 2: "I'm about to Silent Assassin that bitch in the other room."
Person 1: "OH, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
Person 2: "I'm about to Silent Assassin that bitch in the other room."
Person 1: "OH, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!"
by El Dr June 9, 2010
Get the Silent Assassinmug. n. The most important and influential band to come out of the Austin music scene in recent memory. They combine elements of punk, classic rock, and mariachi into something that can only be described as a funked-out, awe-inspiring assault on the senses.
"Do you like...music?"
"Yeah!!!"
"Do you like...rock 'n' roll?"
"Yeah!!!"
"Do you like...anilingus?"
"Yeah!!!"
"Yeah!!!"
"Do you like...rock 'n' roll?"
"Yeah!!!"
"Do you like...anilingus?"
"Yeah!!!"
by ASFalcon13 March 17, 2004
Get the Pinstripe Assassinsmug. by Zexus June 11, 2005
Get the unholy-assassinmug. by Dr.MANNATHAH December 3, 2019
Get the Senior assassinmug. The wallaby assassins are an elite team of hallucinogenic experts. They occupy the mountains of north wales. The wallaby assassins feed on trees in the early hours of the morning. The alpha male of the wallaby assassins shows his authority by marking his terratory in the form of kung-fu juggling. Every year, one member of the wallaby assassins is made juggling king, this is a true sign of loyalty and the highest form of respect.
by the juggling king May 31, 2011
Get the the wallaby assassinsmug. by I5tatric March 23, 2019
Get the Cerebral Assassinmug. 