anal blaster

1) Noun - A person that plunders too much anus to the point that it is disgusting.
(Can be used as insult)

2) Noun - A blaster of anus

Johnny is such an anal blaster, he blasts so much ass it makes me want to puke.

Jamal took my phone, he is such an anal blaster.

by Jamal Anuus September 30, 2015

anal audio

Synonym for fart.

Ted ate too much Mexican food last night that I could hardly hear myself think today, thanks to his anal audio.

by dejaflu August 20, 2010

Anal Glaucoma

Anal Glaucoma is more like an excuse to get out of work.

boss: hello boss here
employee: yeah i need to call off work today
boss: why?
employee: I have anal glaucoma.
boss:what the heck is that?
employee: i just cant see my ass coming to work today!

by kristi ashe April 27, 2005

Anal amigo

The equivalent of a friend with benefits but for a gay man

Jim: I can't put up with all of these boys man I can't date them
Bill: That's simple -- just get an anal amigo!!

by guptagangsta May 31, 2015

Anal Reed

The reed of a musical instrument such as an Oboe, Clarinet or Saxophone that was once inside a living creatures Anal cavity.

Anal Reed

Faggel: Hey Bi-Boy do you want to try out my Oboe?
Bi-Boy: Ya sure (Takes Oboe and plays a couple notes)
Faggel: Oh and by the way I stuck the reed to my Oboe that you're playing with up my Anal cavity.

by ElBarrioDeMuchoDias March 22, 2012

Anal Bugs

Them little niggas that'll crawl up yo soggy asscrack.

"Oh shit, those anal bugs are having a fucking tea party in my asshole."

by quasdn July 01, 2015

anal kazoo

The act of putting a kazoo up someone's ass and then playing a song with the other end, preferably theme songs from 80's tv shows.

Ping: I sure could go for another anal kazoo.

Dean: I just gave you an anal kazoo last night. Can I at least stop playing the theme song from Chips? You get too excited and always shit all over my face.

by Bazinga728 October 29, 2010