tight as a fishes ass hole

A person ( or business ) that will not spend any money,

Open your wallet and let the moths out!!!

Guy 1, old Steve never shouts his missus to dinner, he always makes her pay.
Guy 2, yeh Steve is as tight as a fishes ass hole,dude!!!

Employee 1. Frank the boss never puts good toilet paper in the shit house for us,

Employee 2. Yeh he always puts that cheap stuff in there and it's like sandpaper, he is as tight as a fishes ass hole!!!!

by Paulisthebest September 18, 2013

tight as a fishes arse

tight as a fishes arse. Somebody who is really tight stingy and with there money.

tight as a fishes arse is When fishes poo there shit is thing and long. lol

by http://www.poks.org June 4, 2007

Pulling a Fisher

To go headfirst into a relationship with a disproportionate amount of hope and reckless abandon

Person 1: Are you sure about the girl? She's kinda nuts and your friend's dislike her.
Person 2: Yeah but I want this too much, I think I'm going to end up pulling a Fisher on this one.

by Zixburn July 27, 2016

blind lesbian in a fishmongers

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"

And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)

by mad dog February 25, 2004

Beat a Fishie Day

Fishie Day, you celebrate it and you might've hated it, We have the solution for you, Beat a Fishie Day. This day is on November 22nd and it's a day where you can fight a Fishie, and they can't do anything!

"Bro why are you attacking that guy, and why isn't he fighting back?"
"Eh, Beat a Fishie Day"
"Ooooohhhhhhh"

by Axolele November 26, 2021

half a fishing trip

Satirical gift for useless people. One way trip to the middle of the ocean.

Homeowner to painter: Wow! That is an excellent shade of burple! Thank you so much! Lemme get you paid and here' s a coupla tix for the half a fishing trip excursion outta Sasquetucket.

by BigPete71 December 17, 2022

Slower than a fishmans dick

When a game takes forever to load

This game of rocket league crashed and is now taking forever it's slower than a fishmans dick

by Jim-dick July 1, 2022