a goose
a freak
a mentally ill person
a guy who does things (such as licking trees, or pelting people with marshmallows calling them FLUFFY BUNNY FLUFFY BUNNY) for no apparent reason except to maybe get girls attention (which is extremely rare)
someone who is very immature
a freak
a mentally ill person
a guy who does things (such as licking trees, or pelting people with marshmallows calling them FLUFFY BUNNY FLUFFY BUNNY) for no apparent reason except to maybe get girls attention (which is extremely rare)
someone who is very immature
ex. 1-
person #1 : "whoa, look at that one dude, what is he doing?!"
person #2 : "oh, you mean the guy who's peeling the skins off grapes and throwing them at the wall? nah, thats normal for him, he's a hayden."
ex. 2-
person #1 (seeing some guy pull down his pants and run around screaming out old sayings like Patience is a virtue and Treat others as you would like to be treated) "what the... why the hell would someone do a thing like that?"
person #2 : whoa, i dont know... oh wait. he's hayden.
person #1 : "whoa, look at that one dude, what is he doing?!"
person #2 : "oh, you mean the guy who's peeling the skins off grapes and throwing them at the wall? nah, thats normal for him, he's a hayden."
ex. 2-
person #1 (seeing some guy pull down his pants and run around screaming out old sayings like Patience is a virtue and Treat others as you would like to be treated) "what the... why the hell would someone do a thing like that?"
person #2 : whoa, i dont know... oh wait. he's hayden.
by FRIEDCHICKEN24 May 14, 2011
Get the haydenmug. An externally creepy person with a big mole on there face. or could also be knows as a future or current molester / pedophile with greasy hair.
Example 1. "Hey bamballs, how does my hair look today?"
"What the fuck are you trying to be a hayden bro? you havent washed your hair in days!"
Example 2. "OMG bongo get off of me, are you trying to pull a hayden?"
Example 3. "Stop making up lies about that big mole on your face, when you do that you seem like a hayden!"
Example 4. "Stop pressing you balls against me, are you trying to be a hayden?"
Example 5. "I like bloody sex"
"Eww what are you trying to be, a hayden?"
Example 6. "Hey bro look at my baggy black sweat pants, dont I look dope?"
"NO! you look like a hayden!"
Example 7. "Can I bum a cigg bro?"
"No you have asked me that 10 times, you keep acting like a hayden!"
"What the fuck are you trying to be a hayden bro? you havent washed your hair in days!"
Example 2. "OMG bongo get off of me, are you trying to pull a hayden?"
Example 3. "Stop making up lies about that big mole on your face, when you do that you seem like a hayden!"
Example 4. "Stop pressing you balls against me, are you trying to be a hayden?"
Example 5. "I like bloody sex"
"Eww what are you trying to be, a hayden?"
Example 6. "Hey bro look at my baggy black sweat pants, dont I look dope?"
"NO! you look like a hayden!"
Example 7. "Can I bum a cigg bro?"
"No you have asked me that 10 times, you keep acting like a hayden!"
by Bambiixxxxhardcore March 20, 2009
Get the haydenmug. by They Call Me Ugl June 30, 2018
Get the haydenmug. A guy no one likes, always nerdy and annoying. Too geeky to be alive, never sporty. Loves self deprication. No common sense
by Best Biatch March 19, 2017
Get the Haydenmug. A sexy man from the dirty south. Often feared by other men because of his sexyness. Very funny, with the personality of a yam. Idolizes black women and Anne Frank. Hayden's often have barbie-like mothers, and hang out with megs. Hayden's have great style, and give good blow jobs. Hayden's are genies in bed. Hayden's are also fluent in Niggerative language.
Girl- "Omg, there's Hayden!"
Anne Frank- "Don't talk to him, he makes fun of me"
Hayden- "Hi! Anne get out of here, you Jewbag.
Guy- "I'm out, this Hayden character is too sexy."
Anne Frank- "Don't talk to him, he makes fun of me"
Hayden- "Hi! Anne get out of here, you Jewbag.
Guy- "I'm out, this Hayden character is too sexy."
by Babyswagga3000 December 28, 2009
Get the Haydenmug. The position when a homosexual man excretes a soft serve like feces into another homosexual man's anus while moving his hips like a belly dancer using a hula hoop.
by Kenyons September 30, 2016
Get the Haydenmug. A motherfucking bitch he'll drive you to hell he is always talking about drugs he's so stupid is giving halrious and he's the worst motherfucking bitch in you whole life so don't date this god damn asshole
by Only Tell The Truth 😏 May 28, 2019
Get the Haydenmug.