bloody-asshole

1. adj. Describes someone or something that epitomizes the negative physical feelings of and associations with a bloody asshole and the causes thereof (i.e. itchy, annoying, bleeding).

2. adj. Having the qualities of a not-nice person.

British: Bleeding-asshole.

1. Jimmy: That bloody-asshole presidential candidate wants to return the country to totalitarianism.

Sheik Frederick: Quite true, old chap, but your whole bleeding-asshole political system lacks coherence altogether, then. Doesn't it?

2. Shut up, you bloody-asshole not-nice person!

by Andrew Swanson October 19, 2008

Bloody Stalemate

when your period is so bloody it makes your pad stale and crusty.

"Donya's pad is a blasted bloody stalemate!"

by Rebecca Burkawitz February 3, 2013

muddy bloody

whenever you nail a girl in the tailpipe and you pull out and there is anal leakage consisting of shit and blood.

i had to clean the muddy bloody off my bed after i fucked her in her ass.

by willjoekirby September 28, 2004

Bloody Unicorn

A sexual act where the male attaches a strap-on to his head and undergoes fornication while the female is menstruating.

"Dude, I heard Chris gave Lisa a bloody unicorn last night!"

by Clint Torris December 9, 2008

bloody norah

Used by Australians as an alternative to What The Fuck.

Bloody norah Bruce what did you do?

by Capt. Soap MacTavish December 6, 2013

bloody asparagus

When a female quiefswhile on her period and her tampon blows out.

that hoe just quiefed! look at that bloody asparagus hanging out

by Halfbreed753 April 6, 2011

bloody wheelbarrow

A sex act in which the male is hitting the female doggystyle, when he is about to come, he swipes her arms out from under her and then pushes her around by her ankles until he comes.

She had rugburn on her nose from my bloody wheelbarrow

by Casey June 22, 2006