SHAG MCNASTY

A DUMB THICCCCC DEER AND I MEAN IT MAKES YOU GO "DAMN THATS A SHAG MCNASTY"

SO INTHE WOOD YESTERDAY WE SEEN A 4. BUT IN THE WAS THAT GOT DAMN SHAG MCNASTY.

by D-WOP MCNASTY January 29, 2020

Power shag

During sex the man finishes as quickly as humanly possible, pulls his trousers up, pats the girl twice on the forehead in a patronising manor and leaves

Alright lads, if anyone pulls tonight they have to "power shag"

by LE FRUITCAKE October 13, 2011

Shag Vision

When the girl/guy someone has been getting close with sexually/intimately is put on a pedestal and looks better than they actually appear to that person

Guy 1: I dunno mate, Jessica has huge titties, a big ass and she's so hot!!
Guy 2: Ahh, that just sounds like you got Shag Vision, man. I wouldn't mind her but I wouldn't go out of my way

by El chicken January 04, 2015

Shag a donkey

Basically telling someone to fuck off and fuck a donkey.

“Hey mate.” says Jeff

“Yeah what’s up cunt?”
“Shag a donkey bahhhhh, don’t use that language around me you dumb cunt!”

by July 02, 2021

War Shagging

Having sexual relations with someone to gain access to a computer system or network.

I got into the network by war shagging the girl next door.

I got her WEP key off her router while she was showering after I shagged her

by Unleash October 09, 2010

shag artist

Someone who regularly has sex with lots of different people and finds it easy to get laid.

Hey, you don't wanna go out with that guy/girl -- I hear they are a real shag artist; they'll probably cheat on you!

by Pricker-dicker July 16, 2011

tactical shagging

To engage in the activity of sex, not to enjoy it but to use said activity as a weapon to piss off your ex or to gain from it or to use tactics to gain sex from someone who would not normally have sex with you because it's morally wrong.

That's clearly just tactical shagging!

by Becks;) December 12, 2014