dog monster

a very unattractive individual or an instance in which what happens or will be happening is not fun.
Joey got a new haircut, and he looks like an absolute dog monster.
by HIYAkids46 November 08, 2020
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shake the monster

To pee, take a leak. Implying that you have a large penis.
I'll be right back fellas, I've gotta go and shake the monster.
by hankthefourth March 08, 2021
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clothes monster

An affectionate nickname for the gigantic pile of clothes that some people cannot help but amass.
Shit, look at the slowly multiplying and straight-up terrifying clothes monster living in our bedroom!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 18, 2019
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monster cock

it's a penis that is 8 or more inches long
that is a monster cock
by ya boi45 March 02, 2020
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Monster Shouter

Based upon a character in Stephen King's "The Stand", a monster shouter is one who, for no reason other than their own belief that everything and everyone around them is part of a conspiracy which will surely bring about the world's end, takes to the streets, the internet and anywhere s/he can gain public voice to rail aloud that the end is coming and we are all surely doomed.
When the H1N1 flu virus hit the US en masse, monster shouters took to the streets proclaiming this was "judgement" and "the end of days".
by Dante's Infernal July 16, 2010
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MegaHo Monster

A girl who is really dirty. Almost like a smelly pirate hooker, but worse.
Damn homie look at that nasty bitch!

Yeah Dude! Shes a real MegaHo Monster
by BIG YETI DICK January 18, 2007
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chametz monster

A place where chametz (and non-Passover dishes) are stored during Passover.

Jewish law requires Jewish people to refrain from ownership of chametz during Passover. Chametz owned by a Jew before Passover may be kept for use after Passover if it is sold to a gentile. If so, it may remain in the Jew's dwelling if stored out of sight.

In some homes, the area the owner has designated for storage looks like a monster mouth, hence the name "chametz monster."
We must put all our chametz in the chametz monster.
by Bed time April 15, 2010
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