acupuncture

an excuse for people to stab needles in you

The doctor wanted to give you acupuncture. Don't do it

by jedceifweibfiudiwdwneodf January 9, 2020

acupalum

A southern slang term originating in Huntsville, Alabama used as a run-on form of the phrase “A couple of them”.

Jai: Did you get a pic of the spot?
Jus: No, but I got a pic of you.

Jai: Ya did?
Jus: Yea! I got acupalum.

by Now night September 18, 2020

Acupuncture

The act of having sexual intercourse with a man who has a very thin, long penis that rearranges your insides

"Hey Anna, that tall gay guy you tried to ride - was he hung like a horse?"

"No Francesco, more like a blue whale."

"Acupuncture."
"Yeah, I'm built like a boat."

by Marcel Brust November 28, 2023

Australian Acupuncture

When you get a thighjob from a cactus and then your bro gives you a blowjob and then spits the needles back out at you.

"Bro have you ever tried Australian Acupuncture?"
"No, I haven't."
"You wanna try it?"
"Sure."

by Cactus Cat November 21, 2024