Bryson

Less than zero fucks given

I give a Bryson about doing my jobs today.

by Highway 12 July 29, 2023

Bryson

Bryson is the name given to a male born in the U.S. that possesses a few distinct qualities. First, those given the name are known to speak wayyyyy too quickly and barely anyone can understand them. Secondly, they boast of their achievements and like to say just how manly they are, even though they have literally NO REAL achievements to boast of. Third, they generally end up starting the developmental stage of puberty in which they begin to form attractions at a very late stage, most commonly to be 40+ years of age. Lastly, they have next to no vocabulary for actual insults, and the most creative thing that a Bryson has ever come up with is "Toilet Lover"

Person with the name of Bryson: *speaking at 100,000,000wpm (words per minute) "Yeah I like was so awesome when I went on that zipline, of course though yeah it was like so high in the air on a tree, and like, was of course very fun to do and I was so manly"

Literally anyone with common human decency who is not named Bryson: "Just, no. Please, just, shut up Bryson! Leave me alone! Just STOP BEING A BRYSON!!!"

by WeebConvertLOL July 20, 2022

Allyssa Bryson

She’s a kind hearted person that has the best Dora voice impression and is in love with zendaya

Hey have you seen Allyssa Brysons new tik tok?

Yeah she is so great at her thirst traps!!

by skybrushsk July 26, 2022

Bryson

Booga eater and runs around carry with is monkey ass looking hair. Eats poo all day and boils is boogas for lunch.

Bryson means BOOGRZ ALL DAY

by JOEMAMASDAD October 24, 2019

Bryson

he’s kind of a big deal

Bryson is kind of a big deal

by notbrysin October 25, 2019

Jackson Bryson

A little ginger boy that commits insane amounts of fraud.

Did you hear that Jackson Bryson hit a $500 lick off doordash fraud?

by Bevman123 November 4, 2019

Bryson

Hot, flawless, ultimate man. You should let him make out with you bro, for sure. Plus he’s a good kisser and cuddler and he’s hella handsome. Have you SEEN those golden locks????? Smooch this man. He deserves it.

Guy 1: “Broooo, did you see Bryson today??”
Guy 2: “Sure did. Lookin mighty submissive and breedable if I do say so myself.”
Guy 1: “You said it.”

by passportguardian September 14, 2021