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new jersey

the devil's home. bielzebub's front yard.
your mom.
And if you are of evil heart, when you die you will go to New Jersey.
by nicole May 13, 2005
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New Jersey

"The Garbage State"

Residents often mistake bad grammar for an "accent" (i.e: "Hey, I thought you WAS from Jersey, too. Isn't everyone?")

Ironically, the ONLY people who like this hell hole are the trash that live there.
I love New Jersey 'cause I've never been outside this state to know otherwise!
by NJSux November 22, 2004
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New Jersey

You know your from New Jersey if

You live within 30 minutes from the beach but never go there in the Summer do to them being overcrowded

The beach is the shore

You either love or hate New York City

You have at least 10 pairs of hats and sun glasses

You defend your state to outsiders but then bash it just as much

You rarely if ever refer to your state as Jersey

You know of people who were affiliated with the mafia

You know what real pizza taste like

You hate the TV Show Jersey shore

You have called New York City NYC before.
You think Trenton is the worst place ever

You know people who hate New York City but still like their sports teams.

You don't eat seafood, despite living so close to the ocean

Cheese Pizza is Plain Pizza and nothing else

You pronounce Mario Mae-Rio

Newark is Ne-wark

You'll go to other states such as Maryland Delaware and Virginia to go to the beach just to avoid the overcrowding of your own.

You live for Summer
Hey Ted were are you from

I'm from New Jersey
by Silverfalcon May 24, 2013
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new jersey

Are you from Jersey?
Yeah.
Yeah, Jersey Shore fist pump!
No, people from New Jersey don't do that. It's fake it's a tv show and the people aren't even from New Jersey.
by kittycatxoxo December 13, 2010
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New Jersey

Located within New Jersey waters off Liberty State Park on the 12 acre Liberty Island (...), the Statue of Liberty stands 305'1" from ground to the tip of the torch looking out over NY Harbor.
by void_main June 9, 2011
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New Jersey

The most depressing place in the world. nothing to do, nowhere to go, and no one to like.

i hate it. and so do like, a million people. who would come here?
new jersey is the most depressing state in the world!! lets all go move to cali!!
by ihatejersey April 4, 2009
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New Jersey

our nation's armpit.
Person: Let's go to New Jersey.

other person: why would we ever do that?
by *Puerta* September 28, 2006
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