Dick splashback

When you take a shit and flush the toilet when sat on it and the stream gets all over your dick and it feels horrible

"I wish i didnt have such a big dick"
"Why?"
"I get dick splashback whenever i take a shit"

by Thdaleangod March 3, 2026

Dick Pic Fishing

Dick Pic Fishing: When a man snaps photos of his junk and stores them in his cell phone "tackle box," using them as bait to reel in some Snatch fish. AKA “Girls he is currently stalking. Hoping that he gets a positive response back because Worm size matters.

Jake is at it again. cell phone tacklebox full of dick pics.

Dick Pic Fishing to Lynnette and Rachel on a loop. One of them has to bite eventually. Right? Right?! ...Maybe Chelsea's still awake.

by DrFuck March 3, 2026

Dick hopper

Someone who always got sum to say or in everybody business

Mark: aye y’all just got me dis new iPhone

Janet: man who give a fuck

Mark: why u dick hoppin look at you D1 Dick hopper

by Demarcus Julius Cousins March 5, 2026