When you’re a Hispanic Martha looking to get down and dirty so you walk up to a random guy (preferably homeless) grab his dick and start blowing him will your nose fucks his butt.
by Thedirtyking69 May 05, 2021
When two men are having sex and one runs up to a wall, back flips off it and slaps the other man in the face with his cock.
by Realmilfhours March 25, 2022
The act of shitting into a mans mouth, then proceeding to wash it out with horse semen, and then having a passionate make-out session with said victim.
by Donna wagner April 19, 2024
When you take a box of torx wood screws and empty it in a mans asshole, then giving him a blowjob and ripping apart his asshole, making the screww fall out when he cums
by Captain crocs December 11, 2023
by Maliittt June 21, 2025
A bus driver who becomes a lot lizard, typically due to unforseen circumstances. Whose pussy is readily available and used by truckers, adventurers and the like.
by ActLikeYouDontKnowRudy July 27, 2022
When your husband is on the toilet, but your spouse/girlfriend has to vomit so he begins to spread his legs and vomit in the small gap, but as you flush it clogs.
by Boyum July 20, 2017