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Slap ass day

Go smack Sally’s butt while it’s still slap ass day
by anonymous February 8, 2022
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Opposite Day

A day on December 10th where the opposite is to be expected
"Hey did you hear that Discord Moderator Day is coming up" Said Person 1
"Do you mean Opposite Day?" Said Person 2
by Eeveeboom December 7, 2020
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grape day

'grape day' or just 'grape'

Waking up and realizing you're not going to look good no matter how hard you try.....no contouring or designer clothing is going to hide your grape look.
-Wow it's such a 'grape day' for me today

*facepalm*

WHY DO I LOOK LIKE SUCH A GRAPE!
by Apple poo December 10, 2015
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Appreciate your Freakster Day

From the name itself, this day is to appreciate your Freakster and thank them for the 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 times. For context, a Freakster is the one and only person who can match YOUR freak. Every freak is unique; we can't just come across our destined freakster easily. So, we must appreciate those on the same wavelength as us <3. AYF is on December 1st, the day after NNN (No Nut November), so people far and wide can get their 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on with their freakster.
You: Happy Appreciate your Freakster Day, Freakster!!
Freakster: OMG!!! Happy AYF day too, Freakyyy!!! Should we get our 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 on?
You: Duh!!!
by jillypuffwpheebs November 19, 2024
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National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina
“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”
by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020
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National short people day

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!
“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)
by Fartface867 April 10, 2025
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national beezy day

National Beezy Day is the most important holiday because this is when the industry of music began, on August 30. This must be celebrated by music, and smoking pot.
Holy shit, it's National Beezy Day, let's smoke!
by kkigvifffv August 29, 2021
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