A sex position in which you sit on top of a grinch statue and get your ass hairs licked. Often resulting in ejaculation going 10000mp/h.
by gaeldoesokay January 23, 2022

The act of slamming your boy’s girl with your massive ten inch horse meat ding-dong and then pulling out at the last possible second.
by Chilly-McDilly March 28, 2024

Putting am entire tube of m&m's into your girls ass,then shoving your nose up,and letting the m&ms fall from your nose into your throat as she shoves bacon into your foreskin.
by Stix_y November 24, 2021

Secondary outdoor kitchen used in many Asian families or countries for the purpose of cooking smellier and higher-heat foods
by chechthabetch May 19, 2020

Abuses his position of power to get into the pants of female students, is secretly gay and has a massive piss kink, like talking gallons of urine. Alone the noise of running water gets him going and wet. He is also extremely lazy and won't get his bachelor's degree until the year of 2050! This is not a specific case, it applies to every dirty Ahmet in the world.
young woman: Dad, I've met an awesome yet weird dude today. His name was Ahmet.
father: Oh, don't trust him, honey. He is a very dirty Ahmet and I've already been studying with him 30 years ago. And most important of all: don't EVER go to the toilet with him...
father: Oh, don't trust him, honey. He is a very dirty Ahmet and I've already been studying with him 30 years ago. And most important of all: don't EVER go to the toilet with him...
by Gucci's banana November 22, 2021

by JessElliott November 30, 2018

When you meet the real dirty wildman,. You'll wish you'd have never faked it with all the rest. Get your mind blown over and over
by Dirty wildman April 4, 2020
